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Desc:Enough with the RPG intro already. THIS is how you open a game.
Category:Video Games, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:awesome, contra, black samurai, shrieking, neo contra
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Comment count is 21
Brautwurst_Barbarian - 2007-12-13
They didn't kiss at the end.
a flaming monkey - 2007-12-13
yeah, it definitely needed more gayness and less matrix flips.

bartkusa - 2007-12-13
This is close:

Also, nothing in the opening movie *happens*. None of this occurs in the game.

bongoprophet - 2007-12-13
You must've missed how they formed a gigantic dick together while holding that bazooka. Screw kissing.

does this game have the difficulity of the original?

zatojones - 2007-12-13
I bet the have matching "Best Buds" tattoos

Xenocide - 2007-12-13
Actually, Neo Contra is pretty easy. Play Contra: Shattered Soldier for something matching the old-school difficulty.

Repomancer - 2007-12-13
Kinda subtle. I hate it when there's too much character development and not enough ACTION.
ponpoko - 2007-12-13
4 stars for both splitting a missile in two with a sword AND catching a ride on one, bonus star for "NEEEOOO CONTRAAAAAAAAA OHH YEAH OH YEAH"
BHWW - 2007-12-13
That was a bit over the top at points, maybe.

And that's just fine with me.

notascientist - 2007-12-13
This game is full of awesome stuff. There is a whole level which takes place as the characters are running on top of the blades of a helicopter.

Someone should post the ending.
Sudan no1 - 2007-12-14
One of the bosses (ANIMAL CONTRA) is a little talking dog wearing a sword and a pointy German WWI helmet.

Zhou Fang - 2007-12-13
Ancient bazooka burial ground.
Hooker - 2007-12-13
Yeah, I was really relieved they were at the Bazooka Desert when that giant, ambivilant robot inexplicably showed up.

Xenocide - 2007-12-13
So cool you don't find yourself wondering why someone would bring a sword to a gunfight.
FABIO2 - 2007-12-13
-1 for fagging up Contra with samurai swords and anime cliches.

Fuck swords!
Xenocide - 2007-12-13
But swords will fucking cut alien invaders wide open!

Ow Switch - 2007-12-13
All that armor, yet they still die in one hit...
Jefka - 2007-12-13
The special Contra handshake is to hold hands and stare at each other for an uncomfortably long time.
yoyo1 - 2007-12-15
Minus 1 for the music
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-06-06
Those two guys know things about each other nobody else does.
Old People - 2014-07-30
Man, 0:51. Those guys aren't even shooting at him; they're just kind of shooting up in the air and stuff. But he kills them anyway.
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