|Aelric - 2007-12-08 |
this looks...really bad. one +1 star for john goodman. minus the rest for john goodman lowering himself to this.
HURF BLURF DUH
-3 stars for you thinking John Goodman is above anything. Please.
+2 stars for this movie looking like it'll be exactly as cartoony and stupid and shallow as a Speed Racer movie should be.
not a cohen brothers fan, eh?
|biclops - 2007-12-08 |
This is exactly what the Wachowski brothers were born to make.
|PlushJake - 2007-12-08 |
Wow, this movie looks horrendous.
Well shit, this was already in the hopper with 8 votes. I one star you in spirit.
|Maggot Brain - 2007-12-08 |
This movie better be campy as hell.
|BHWW - 2007-12-08 |
This is definitely one of those ideas that should have remained in development limbo, being fancast by clueless neckbeards on message boards well after any tenative announcements of potential directors had faded away.
It will probably suck in horrifying ways yet to be concieved by mankind.
|Adramelech - 2007-12-08 |
1 star? Pshaw.
This looks absolutely hilarious.
ACTION LINES for everything!
|Zhou Fang - 2007-12-08 |
ATLEAST THEY GOTTHEVILLAIN DIALOG ABOUTRIGHT
|Hooper_X - 2007-12-08 |
Fuck it. A Speed Racer movie should be a giant goddamned live action cartoon, and that's exactly what this appears to be. It's big and dumb and stupid and full of cool cars and explosions and chases.
That's Speed Racer in a nutshell. As long as they keep the original theme music, because that shit is golden.
|revdrew - 2007-12-08 |
As long as they destroy a priceless dinosaur skeleton in that desert race, I'm there.
No stars for hopper sniping.
|Knaaks - 2007-12-08 |
I basically love everything about this EXCEPT for Speed himself.
This is why people don't submit things anymore.
|KnowFuture - 2007-12-08 |
A "Hollywood is completely out of ideas" tag, maybe?
|Redlof - 2007-12-08 |
I was expecting this to either be the best or the worst movie of all time.
I am now sure it will be both.
|Thundercougarfalconbird - 2007-12-08 |
|Corman's Inferno - 2007-12-08 |
+5 for John Goodman as Pops.
|anvill - 2007-12-08 |
Why aren't they wearing anigao girl masks?
|Killer Joe - 2007-12-08 |
Ouch, ouch, damn. Ow.
|themilkshark - 2007-12-08 |
Christina Ricci looks old as fuck in this.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2007-12-08 |
-1 star for the horrible music, -1 star for not hiring Derek and Alisa to play Speed and Trixie. Also, I'm not rating this due to hopper sniping.
|jrr - 2007-12-08 |
BOO. FUCK THAT.
And the weird soap opera lighting makes everything look even worse.
|Monchiles Monchiles - 2007-12-08 |
Did you guys see that guy with white hair? You think that he's a villian?
|SolRo - 2007-12-08 |
because they just had to attach this crap to the matrix trillogy. Fuck, are they just trying to doom it completely now?
The Matrix Trilogy was doomed years ago when people sat down and watched The Matrix Trilogy.
hey, it was half decent, it wasnt as good as the first, but with how long the replacement for one actress took, they released 2 and 3 way after everyone overused the matrix gimics.
2 still had one of my favorite car chase sequences.
One will always be good, even the crappy censored version I'm watching now, with all its "shucks" and "geepers creepers".
|Konversekid - 2007-12-08 |
People who liked this also liked Spy Kids... so no one.
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