Aelric 
this looks...really bad. one +1 star for john goodman. minus the rest for john goodman lowering himself to this.
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Aelric not a cohen brothers fan, eh?
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biclops
This is exactly what the Wachowski brothers were born to make.
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PlushJake
Wow, this movie looks horrendous.
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Pandatronic Well shit, this was already in the hopper with 8 votes. I one star you in spirit.
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Maggot Brain
This movie better be campy as hell.
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BHWW
This is definitely one of those ideas that should have remained in development limbo, being fancast by clueless neckbeards on message boards well after any tenative announcements of potential directors had faded away.
It will probably suck in horrifying ways yet to be concieved by mankind.
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Adramelech
1 star? Pshaw.
This looks absolutely hilarious.
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Endoris ACTION LINES for everything!
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Zhou Fang
ATLEAST THEY GOTTHEVILLAIN DIALOG ABOUTRIGHT
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Hooper_X
Fuck it. A Speed Racer movie should be a giant goddamned live action cartoon, and that's exactly what this appears to be. It's big and dumb and stupid and full of cool cars and explosions and chases.
That's Speed Racer in a nutshell. As long as they keep the original theme music, because that shit is golden.
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revdrew
As long as they destroy a priceless dinosaur skeleton in that desert race, I'm there.
No stars for hopper sniping.
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Knaaks
I basically love everything about this EXCEPT for Speed himself.
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Pandatronic This is why people don't submit things anymore.
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KnowFuture
A "Hollywood is completely out of ideas" tag, maybe?
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Redlof
I was expecting this to either be the best or the worst movie of all time.
I am now sure it will be both.
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Thundercougarfalconbird
h-h-h-hhopper jump!
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Corman's Inferno
+5 for John Goodman as Pops.
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anvill
Why aren't they wearing anigao girl masks?
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Killer Joe
Ouch, ouch, damn. Ow.
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themilkshark
Christina Ricci looks old as fuck in this.
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Caminante Nocturno
-1 star for the horrible music, -1 star for not hiring Derek and Alisa to play Speed and Trixie. Also, I'm not rating this due to hopper sniping.
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jrr
BOO. FUCK THAT.
And the weird soap opera lighting makes everything look even worse.
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Monchiles Monchiles
Did you guys see that guy with white hair? You think that he's a villian?
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SolRo
because they just had to attach this crap to the matrix trillogy. Fuck, are they just trying to doom it completely now?
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Xenocide The Matrix Trilogy was doomed years ago when people sat down and watched The Matrix Trilogy.
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SolRo hey, it was half decent, it wasnt as good as the first, but with how long the replacement for one actress took, they released 2 and 3 way after everyone overused the matrix gimics.
2 still had one of my favorite car chase sequences.
One will always be good, even the crappy censored version I'm watching now, with all its "shucks" and "geepers creepers".
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Konversekid
People who liked this also liked Spy Kids... so no one.
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