Don't bend over don't bend over don't bend over don't OH GOD OH FUCK NO OH MAN OH CHRIST AUGH.
What? No party hats?
Y'ALL KNO Y'ALL BEIN FEELMED, THEY GON SHOW DIS SHIT ALL CROSS DA WORLD
Only four stars, for finally convincing me Sir Mix-a-Lot was full of shit.
I like how the others make the just-slightly overweight girl in pink look like a black Kate Moss.
I'm torn between ridiculing them and envying their zest for the dance.
Also, when did dancing change from the "Breakfast Club-Claire-kick-and-step" to "stand-there-and-pop-yer-junk"?
One is reasonably ashamed and veers out of camera sight. One is sick and hold the camera while faping out (I'm sure). One impersonates a plumber. One has a diaper.
Just can't figure out the last one.
As a side note, I love my dictionary for being spot on:
veer 1 |vi(ə)r|
verb [ intrans. ]
change direction suddenly : an oil tanker that had veered off course.
Substitute oil tanker with fried chicken grease tanker.
they sure fill that space
there are seriously no black people in my town. this is very interesting.
I cried out in anguish at :20
These five stars are for any brave POETV viewer that can make it through the entire video. I could only handle 45 seconds.
Obama wins and this is how we celebrate, baby!
At 2:35 the one in the black pants jumps back into the action, and the CD player, which is on the concrete FUCKING SKIPS!!!!!!
I've often asked, how do I know where the line is unless I cross it?
So in that spirit...
Can you imagine the amount of sweaty vagina in this clip?
jolly as a bowl of jelly
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
If you look straight at the fattest one's ass, the jeans form Jabba the Hut's face.
No, really. Look for it!
Why does the girl in white have a normal torso then just go straight to hell?
|a flaming monkey |
At least they got some exercise there.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I have seen into the abyss...
They must've been having a really good time.
|Babies Ate My Dingo |
Not my cup of tea, but that's largely due to the obnoxiousness, rather than the size of the women. I just wanted to slap everyone in this video and forece-feed them some dignity/culture/education/common sense/self respect.
One of my friends, a connoisseur of larger women, is doubtless fapping to this right now.
|Harold Manchester |
I'm willing to venture this camera could be on a tripod bolted to the ground and still be shaking.
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