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AgentOrange - 2008-03-26

He's right, it's not as entertaining when he's being kind.

seriouslyuguys - 2008-03-26

"Wanna see my van?"

RomancingTrain - 2008-03-26

I liked Tex Murphy also.

CornOnTheCabre - 2008-03-26

my post got taken :(

Smellvin - 2008-03-26

That was a cuddly, non-agressive black bear. Not a grizzly. :(

hellomisterkaiser - 2008-03-26

Loses a point for the opening part arguing the same point OMM did more than eight years ago.

Jeff Fries - 2008-03-27

I don't mean to impugn sacred texts but he actually articulates the problem with adventure games more clearly.

Jeff Fries - 2008-03-27

I meant to give it fewer stars but I got excited

fluffy - 2008-03-26

I liked Jens Alfke's review better. http://www.mooseyard.com/Jens/2007/11/review-zackandwiki/

citrusmirakel - 2008-03-26

I was laughing hard enough that I didn't hear the few sentences following "Now all it has to do is dispense panties and oppress the Chinese."

RandomFerret - 2008-03-26

"Very much aware of the hypocrisy, thank you."

Hodge - 2008-03-26

Not as good as the rest, but it's still a Zero Punctuation video and it still deserves it's five.

revdrew - 2008-03-26

"smug cock ooh look at me I didn't have to consult gamefaqs feeling"

Syd Midnight - 2008-03-26

Yahtzee, you get 3 stars just for being you. If you're watching this, can you knock off the shit and review either good new games or great old games?

If you need to crank out a paycheck, tear apart Wasteland or Fallout, not guano like this.

OK, also -1 for imagining Yahtzee taking on Wasteland or Fallout. Not like that heartless bastard cares that we care.

Cheese - 2008-03-26

He just admitted that he is a grown man with a roommate. I think he needs every paycheck he can get. That said, this one did nothing for me.

RandomFerret - 2008-03-26

Did you watch the video? Read the reviews? This is actually a good game.

I think you meant to say 'Review WORSE games.' Those are the funny ones.

bias - 2008-03-26

cry more plz

Keefu - 2008-03-26

Not enough dongs.

Exegesis_Saves - 2008-03-27


Bitch you sucked an earthworm's dick.

-Rudy Ray Moore/Dolemite

bopeton - 2008-04-22

Good memory! I was thinking that, too, when he mentioned her.

Udderdude - 2008-03-27


kingarthur - 2008-03-27

Extra five bajillion stars for using "Beast of Burden". Greatest. Rolling. Stones. Song. Ever.

Vicious - 2008-05-04

I believe you have that song confused with "Gimme Shelter."

Adramelech - 2008-03-27

Five stars for Yahtzee writing some semblance of an actual game review and making jokes related to it instead of constant Family Guy-esque non sequitors.

Xenocide - 2008-03-27

Good to see Florp and Pedia are getting the attention they deserve.

Also, a million stars boiling down the essence of adventure games with the "didn't have to consult GameFAQs" line.

KnowFuture - 2008-03-27

Forgot it was that time of the week again.
Here are your weekly 5 stars, Yahtzee: *****.
Call us when your supply gets to looking low.
Can't blame him much but video games are fucking boring right now and he's just working with what's out there.

The McK - 2008-03-27

I, and everyone who has played No More Heroes, would have words with you.

Not a perfect game, as everyone already admits, but certainly not 'fucking boring'.

Then again, he (Yahtzee) has bitched in passing he can't get it. So I guess the problem's with Australia.

Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2008-03-27

We really do just a need a Yahtzee/Kitten/Malcolm McDowell button.

If that skipping image ever gets not funny I'm going to have to shoot myself.

Yitzhak - 2008-06-08

Maybe I've been watching a few too many of these (a possibility) but he seems to be talking a lot slower than usual in this one.

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