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snothouse - 2008-05-14

For fat cat.

StanleyPain - 2008-05-14

I like the guy, but that was pretty damn anti-climactic...didn't really say much about the game you couldn't have gotten from glancing at any review.
I don't think his heart was in this one.

Xenocide - 2008-05-14

I don't know, most of the reviews I've been seeing are all "OMG BEST GAME EVER MADE! NINE THUMBS UP THIS IS FLAWLESS!" I found it refreshing that someone was willing to take the game to task for some of its more baffling design choices.

StanleyPain - 2008-05-14

Oh no, that's cool. I mean, there's all kinds of shit in the game worth criticizing, it's just..this one felt like he was just getting it out of the way rather than really saying anything substantive. I guess I should have clarified when I said "Reviews", I meant normal people's reviews and opinions, which is typically what I read. Yeah, not mainstream reviews, which were even more ridiculously complimentary than Halo 3, which I didn't think was humanly possible.

threads - 2008-05-14

I guess he didn't get to the part where you really do e-mail your mom.

sosage - 2008-05-14

Although I think people shouldn't waste their time on anything that isn't a mission. The game is just too damn long otherwise. You can run over people, blow shit up and fart around while you're picking up a package.

Crucifried - 2008-05-14

The first time I hit a tree, and I bounced for two city blocks, I knew this was the game for me.

My other favorite flying motor death was screaming down the west side highway, rear ending a car, flying out the windshield, hitting the highway sign above the road, falling back to earth and right before hitting, getting wailed on by a semi and going airborne again.

tamago - 2008-05-14

My favourite death was when I decided to shoot a gas pump with a shotgun. The resulting blast knocked me up and back, making me hit the overpass behind me and snapping my neck.

Squeamish - 2008-05-15

My favorite death was when I tried to do the Soldier's rocket-jump with the RPG.

It turns out you cannot do this.

Xenocide - 2008-05-14

-1 star because I was looking forward to hearing him bitch about Mario Kart. The best ones are always the ones where he hates on the Wii.

sosage - 2008-05-14

So wait. Your criteria for -1 star is that it wasn't Mario Kart?!?!

RockBolt - 2008-05-14

At the very end in the credits Yahtzee mentions that he is never ever playing Mario Kart

Pillager - 2008-05-14

-1 star for reminding me of Skid Row...

Frank Rizzo - 2008-05-14

someone please explain to me why this guy is funny?

fourthguy - 2008-05-14

Oh shit. He went there.

Udderdude - 2008-05-14

Remove the copious amounts of sand from your vagina. Congradulations, you can now find Yahtzee funny.

theSnake - 2008-05-14

This review was light on jokes and heavy on review. I think his previous one was funny. If you don't like that then go watch a puss-pop vid, asshole.

fermun - 2008-05-14

He speaks quickly and says insults that are very British insults! Twat! HAH! Oh man, this guy with a British accent who insults games and universally rates all games bad is hilarious! He talks quickly!

Lindner - 2008-05-15

While I realize that it's possible for people to have different opinions about the same thing, and I find that this variety of outlooks is what makes this tapestry of humanity so colorful and interesting... I feel it neccessary to point out that you're siding with Frank Rizzo.

Despite his street cred as a bouncer, if I ever were to find myself in agreement with him on say... anything, I would feel like less of a person. After much soul searching, huddled in the corner of the shower, shivering with fear and nausea as I let the water scald my supple flesh. I would cry myself to sleep thusly, half hoping I would drown while unconcious.

That having been said, it wasn't his best review.

RomancingTrain - 2008-05-15

I am a sexy lady and want to have sex with Frank Rizzo because he doesn't like things other people like.

zatojones - 2008-05-15

How dare that British man have a British accent and use British vernacular

Aubrey McFate - 2008-05-15

You do thin on every one of his videos. Why do you keep watching them.

CornOnTheCabre - 2008-05-14

I know he never reviews multiplayer, but goddamn multiplayer is addictive in this game. I played Cops and Robbers for like 2 hours straight yesterday.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-05-14

This is one of his best reviews.

Lurchi - 2008-05-15


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-07-23

The world's toughest, mind you.

poopskin - 2008-05-15

I enjoyed listening to it; I get no picture for some reason.

poopskin - 2008-05-15

oh there it is.. weird

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