For fat cat.
I like the guy, but that was pretty damn anti-climactic...didn't really say much about the game you couldn't have gotten from glancing at any review.
I don't think his heart was in this one.
I don't know, most of the reviews I've been seeing are all "OMG BEST GAME EVER MADE! NINE THUMBS UP THIS IS FLAWLESS!" I found it refreshing that someone was willing to take the game to task for some of its more baffling design choices.
Oh no, that's cool. I mean, there's all kinds of shit in the game worth criticizing, it's just..this one felt like he was just getting it out of the way rather than really saying anything substantive. I guess I should have clarified when I said "Reviews", I meant normal people's reviews and opinions, which is typically what I read. Yeah, not mainstream reviews, which were even more ridiculously complimentary than Halo 3, which I didn't think was humanly possible.
I guess he didn't get to the part where you really do e-mail your mom.
Although I think people shouldn't waste their time on anything that isn't a mission. The game is just too damn long otherwise. You can run over people, blow shit up and fart around while you're picking up a package.
The first time I hit a tree, and I bounced for two city blocks, I knew this was the game for me.
My other favorite flying motor death was screaming down the west side highway, rear ending a car, flying out the windshield, hitting the highway sign above the road, falling back to earth and right before hitting, getting wailed on by a semi and going airborne again.
-1 star because I was looking forward to hearing him bitch about Mario Kart. The best ones are always the ones where he hates on the Wii.
So wait. Your criteria for -1 star is that it wasn't Mario Kart?!?!
At the very end in the credits Yahtzee mentions that he is never ever playing Mario Kart
-1 star for reminding me of Skid Row...
|Frank Rizzo |
someone please explain to me why this guy is funny?
He speaks quickly and says insults that are very British insults! Twat! HAH! Oh man, this guy with a British accent who insults games and universally rates all games bad is hilarious! He talks quickly!
While I realize that it's possible for people to have different opinions about the same thing, and I find that this variety of outlooks is what makes this tapestry of humanity so colorful and interesting... I feel it neccessary to point out that you're siding with Frank Rizzo.
Despite his street cred as a bouncer, if I ever were to find myself in agreement with him on say... anything, I would feel like less of a person. After much soul searching, huddled in the corner of the shower, shivering with fear and nausea as I let the water scald my supple flesh. I would cry myself to sleep thusly, half hoping I would drown while unconcious.
That having been said, it wasn't his best review.
You do thin on every one of his videos. Why do you keep watching them.
I know he never reviews multiplayer, but goddamn multiplayer is addictive in this game. I played Cops and Robbers for like 2 hours straight yesterday.
|Caminante Nocturno |
This is one of his best reviews.
I enjoyed listening to it; I get no picture for some reason.
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