UnderANeonHalo 
evil enough.
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charmlessman
News Break!!!!
They kill cows to make steak!!!!
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Comeuppance
It needs rotating knives - but slow ones, so we can hear them scream.
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Hugo Gorilla
Cheep cheep cheep cheep! Cheep cheep! Cheep... cheep... che.. ....
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Cleaner82
What the hell kind of dinner party is this?! The other guy just bends spoons!
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Mad Struggle
Well, at least it's quick and they don't go to waste.
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gambol
I like how quickly the guests' attitudes changes from 'fun and participatory' to 'aghast and horrified.'
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Cleaner82 I don't know what the hell they thought was going to happen, but you're right -- that's what makes this priceless.
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DrDoalot
-1 for no names and backstory for the chicks.
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zatojones Once a bunch of walking plants hatched from eggs and were eventually fed into a blender. The resulting slurry was used to flavor dog food. The end.
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Cap'n Profan!ty You should also have deducted a star because they were "chicks" as in chickens, and not hookers or fat hot-topic divas.
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StanleyPain
What the fuck is this guy's problem? First it was a live goat, and now baby chicks? Jesus....why didn't he then make the guests wait for the snake to take a shit and show the shit to everyone "THESE ARE THE CHICKS!!"
5 stars for the evil, but I hate pretentious TV chefs who think that this bullshit makes them more "Real" and puts them somehow on some level of insightful greatness.
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zatojones
Easy peasy.
Quit your fucking crying, bitches. This is how we eat.
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waxeater
This is how *MOST* of us eat. I'm a "reformed" vegetarian, and I've been eating meat now for well over a decade, but this is really unnecessary. The majority of us are so disconnected from the hunting aspect of hunting/gathering that of course this is going to disturb and offend a lot of people. To pretend like it won't or shouldn't is stupid. Most of us don't even know what a real dead animal looks like let alone witness them dying. If you (as in you commenters) want to make a statement about it, fine, but you have to realize a casual cooking show isn't the fucking place to do it.
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Cap'n Profan!ty Yes it is, just not for the kind of statement people think was being made or should have been made.
I liked the one muffled voice laughing in the audience. You only hear it once or twice, but there's hope yet for humanity.
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Adramelech
If you are "shocked" or "offended" by this you are a giant fucking infantilized adult child. Stop allowing yourself to be coddled and possibly consider getting run over by a bus.
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Cleaner82 Just because we're all grim and grizzled assholes doesn't mean there's no place for naivete. And this was a really dirty trick, which is why I rated it so high.
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hornung
i like his cookbooks.
i use them fairly often.
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zatojones have you ever used them to crush a baby chicken?
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Enjoy
Jamie Oliver could probably rape a house cat on stage but do it with enough dignity to make it passable.
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revdrew
They should've kept this going.. mince the snake and feed it to an alligator, shoot the alligator and feed it to a cow, etc.
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revdrew I also love how they make the audience participates in the murder.
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Grace Mugabe
I wish I could take back every bad thing I've ever said about Jamie Oliver.
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Binro the Heretic
Of course the snake isn't eating the chicks. You have to wiggle the chicks with a stick.
Dumb-ass.
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fluffy
Would the audience have preferred if they gave the chicks to the snake while still alive? The snake certainly would have.
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fluffy Also I like the "oh no no no!" when Oliver brings the chick over to the python cage. I mean the chick is already dead, right?
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