They kill cows to make steak!!!!
It needs rotating knives - but slow ones, so we can hear them scream.
|Hugo Gorilla |
Cheep cheep cheep cheep! Cheep cheep! Cheep... cheep... che.. ....
What the hell kind of dinner party is this?! The other guy just bends spoons!
|Mad Struggle |
Well, at least it's quick and they don't go to waste.
I like how quickly the guests' attitudes changes from 'fun and participatory' to 'aghast and horrified.'
I don't know what the hell they thought was going to happen, but you're right -- that's what makes this priceless.
-1 for no names and backstory for the chicks.
Once a bunch of walking plants hatched from eggs and were eventually fed into a blender. The resulting slurry was used to flavor dog food. The end.
You should also have deducted a star because they were "chicks" as in chickens, and not hookers or fat hot-topic divas.
What the fuck is this guy's problem? First it was a live goat, and now baby chicks? Jesus....why didn't he then make the guests wait for the snake to take a shit and show the shit to everyone "THESE ARE THE CHICKS!!"
5 stars for the evil, but I hate pretentious TV chefs who think that this bullshit makes them more "Real" and puts them somehow on some level of insightful greatness.
Quit your fucking crying, bitches. This is how we eat.
This is how *MOST* of us eat. I'm a "reformed" vegetarian, and I've been eating meat now for well over a decade, but this is really unnecessary. The majority of us are so disconnected from the hunting aspect of hunting/gathering that of course this is going to disturb and offend a lot of people. To pretend like it won't or shouldn't is stupid. Most of us don't even know what a real dead animal looks like let alone witness them dying. If you (as in you commenters) want to make a statement about it, fine, but you have to realize a casual cooking show isn't the fucking place to do it.
Yes it is, just not for the kind of statement people think was being made or should have been made.
I liked the one muffled voice laughing in the audience. You only hear it once or twice, but there's hope yet for humanity.
If you are "shocked" or "offended" by this you are a giant fucking infantilized adult child. Stop allowing yourself to be coddled and possibly consider getting run over by a bus.
Just because we're all grim and grizzled assholes doesn't mean there's no place for naivete. And this was a really dirty trick, which is why I rated it so high.
i like his cookbooks.
i use them fairly often.
have you ever used them to crush a baby chicken?
Jamie Oliver could probably rape a house cat on stage but do it with enough dignity to make it passable.
They should've kept this going.. mince the snake and feed it to an alligator, shoot the alligator and feed it to a cow, etc.
I also love how they make the audience participates in the murder.
|Grace Mugabe |
I wish I could take back every bad thing I've ever said about Jamie Oliver.
|Binro the Heretic |
Of course the snake isn't eating the chicks. You have to wiggle the chicks with a stick.
Would the audience have preferred if they gave the chicks to the snake while still alive? The snake certainly would have.
Also I like the "oh no no no!" when Oliver brings the chick over to the python cage. I mean the chick is already dead, right?
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