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Desc:There's a pretty extended bit about bouncers here and I know how much we love bouncers here...
Category:Humor, Arts
Tags:Drunk, Bouncer, Roachbud is a bouncer, Ron White, tater salad
Submitted:Hooper_X
Date:06/10/08
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Comment count is 17
Hooper_X
Larry the Cable Guy is the white Mantan Moreland. Bill Engvall is a harmless goof with all the edge and bite of a bowling ball. Jeff Foxworthy, Inc. is a Fortune 500 corporation specializing in licensed novelty items.

Ron White is your drunk-ass uncle who shows up at the family reunion and throws up all over the dog, then tells you stories about the time he got the clap from a hooker in Saigon. I'm still trying to figure out how he got brought on board for the Safe For The Suburbs Honky Hilarity Product Demonstration Series.
Hooper_X
Also, for a guy who makes the LOL U LOOK GAY jokes, he sure does look like a 55 year old lesbian.

Camonk
I got the feeling the other guys up where were all, what the hell is he talking about? I liked Foxworthy trying to keep up and contribute... and not really doing either.

Camonk
Say what you want about Texas, place often trains people to tell a fine story.
j lzrd / swift idiot
"Oh really? The only we could tell down in Texas was if they had their hair cut like... yours."

j lzrd / swift idiot
Way we, WAY WE. Damn I suck at these "word" thing.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit
"I forgot. You ever forget? Happened to me"
davinciclone
Finest drunk story ever.
j lzrd / swift idiot
"I don't think so Scooter.

An' ah wuz WROWNG."
Cleaner82
As a bouncer I take offense to this bit, because I'm a bouncer.

(I never suspected this guy was so funny, ten stars)
Hooper_X
Positively is a bad bouncer.
bacon-swiss
The applause breaks make no sense.
Maggot Brain
Needs a Roadhouse tag.
Randroid
This was actually really good.
RockBolt
What I like about Ron White is the same as what I like about Patton Oswalt, that his ability to tell the jokes and stories well is as entertaining as the material itself
Syd Midnight
A classic tale. I think Ron White tours with these guys for the same reason a really pretty girl will hang out with ugly girls, they provide contrast. Well cash too, of course.
Syd Midnight
SPOILER: I read on the web that his nickname really comes from his Navy days. They had some huge surprise picnic on deck just as he went on duty, so he hollered in his Texas drawl "Y'all better leave me some that 'tater salad!" Half the crew heard, so the nickname became official.

It's a good enough story, but THIS one is a masterpiece of a yarn.

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