John Tess was gang-raped by the Trans Siberian Orchestra. The love-child, having grown up surrounded by leather and silk, ran off with daughter of White Snake and a circular saw.
This is their story.
(I would have to file this under guilty pleasure.)
What's great about Dragonforce is that they have no concept of excess. It's clearly never occurred to them that any extremes they go to in the name of metal might be embarrassing or silly. And so they're not! They're just awesome.
I do feel like I should have to fight a Robot Master at the end.