craptacular - 2008-07-06 baby skin has the consistency of wax, and thus, makes highly effective candles. it can also be dyed red with relative ease.
Xenocide - 2008-07-06 I bet those same Satanists stole his car. And they also control the Dallas police. And the Doritos corperation.
Mr.Graves - 2008-07-06 IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
StanleyPain - 2008-07-06 AWESOME I haven't seen this guy since the Joe Bob Briggs segments on Daily Show back in "da day"
The God of Biscuits - 2008-07-06 My Satanist church members only eat the baby for demonic power. Where can I find this improved Satanist church?
Cleaner82 - 2008-07-06 And melt those babies into solid bars of baby! And use them for currency with which they buy EVIL!
glasseye - 2008-07-06 Oh man, the delicious religious nut-bag.
PlushJake - 2008-07-06 The Taoist priests don't leave their keys in their unmanned cars.
Testicles of Doom - 2008-07-06 I have this vision on Anton LeVay knocking on doors with a big collection plate asking people to donate babies to the Church of Satan.
Cleaner82 - 2008-07-06 "You're barely even using it."
afp3683 - 2008-07-06 After TV's Frank left MST3K he started preaching on public access?
Never would have guessed.
Keefu - 2008-07-06 That's fine-ass, high octave crazy right there.
citrusmirakel - 2008-07-06 Wait, really? The Jonathan Bell tag isn't active!?
Okay, a Jonathan Bell week is now sorely needed. This guy is ceaselessly amazing. Everything he does is like this.