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I know exactly how wet I'll get.
Yeah, it's a real great toy until the first time your little brother pees in the reservoir.
So what's more inappropriate, this or the Bio-Ooze Supersoaker?
The GAYFUCKISTAN edition of Risk.
Now put two and two together, and WHADDYA GET?!
AND ALL THE CHILDREN YELL "HOORAY!!"
Hungry Hungry Holocaust Victims.
"Hungry Hungry Hebrews?"
NO MORE PEANUT BUTTER!
Their wet kisses show they love you!
The title of this clip just gave me flashbacks to an old, old thorn in Portal of Evil's side.
What the hell. Was this just a phase in toys I missed growing up? Is it one going on right now? And more, who the shit writes this ad copy? It's insane.
Are you telling me they didn't have "Stuffed animals that poorly simulate some aspect of said animal's behavior" toys when you were a kid? How fucking old ARE you?
I meant the wet thing. When I was growing up we didn't have any stuffed animals that spit on you. And if there was a baby who peed, it didn't have a wang hangin' down. Probably?
You'll get so wet you'll need a raincoat.
I would like one of these.
I mean... no wait.
holy shit, this ISNT a Wonder Showzen skit?
...or... you can get a dog.
"We need something to corner that vast, untapped Plushie demographic."
I love the obligatory gay kid, hanging out with the girls and being confused about his sexual orientation.