This guy is obviously a huge troll, which is kind of funny. I mean, he tears apart the best games and lavishes praises on the worst. Pretty obvious.
He's not. He's very real.
"As far is we know there isn't a different ending (Because I'm not skilled enough to finish the game on hard, so I have complete confidence that if I can't beat it, there isn't something special there.)"
Buddy of mine and I used to have *vicious* deathmatches in this, good times. Downside is Goldeneye's multiplayer can basically be called Body Armor Gathering: The Game.
days spent with friends playing License to kill mode with just pistols.
If you were a male born between 1978 and 1985, chances are 100% that you and a buddy played this game nonstop until the room smelled like a gay man's open thighs.
His excuse for not playing multiplayer is a lie. It's not that he doesn't have another control, he just doesn't have any friends.
That does it, now I'm mad. Fuck you nerd man.
This guy is a turd, and perhaps marginally retarded. Who complains about lack of cinematic sequences?
"no one buys a game solely for the multiplayer" He meant to say no one buys a game solely for the multiplayer options if they are a friendless jackass who will die alone behind a soiled mattress in a shitty hotel. :-) I remember some seriously crazy drunken multiplayer weekends with this game. good times.
What the heck! Cinematic technique in a game? Ridiculous! I won’t stand for it.
Fuck you kindly sir!
Barron Semadi's pimp hat forever!
5 stars for discovering the INFURIATE NERD button.
"You will surely want to change from the default controls to make the game handle more like Turok: Dinosaur Hunter."
"No-one buys a game specifically for its multiplayer options."
I can't believe so many of you are falling for this. Falling for this and getting angry.
I'm starting to find it very likely that these were legit reviews done in the 90s rather than trolls.
|Goethe and ernie |
This game is literally impossible to finish. But be warned - it's too short and too easy.
Guh buh guh?
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