Five stars for the father wailing next to the clogged toilet.
that's where mine are going. the slow slide along the porcelain, the shuddering sob till only the top of his head can be seen.
|Binro the Heretic |
Probably less to do with it being cooked food and more to do with it being cheap shitty fried food.
Wait, raw MEAT diet? I know there is a special flavor of hippie that doesn't cook their veggies...this family is one of those, right?
They can't be choked up because they didn't get their steak tartar at Shenanigans.
This is pretty much my reaction to KFC. I feel like it needs an "ACTING!" tag.
|Frank Rizzo |
4 for forced crying.
+1 for a toilet full of "brown"
So, cooked food makes you sick?
Oh my god. He just started crying. I shouldn't laugh so hard at this. Can we make "They're such troopers!" a tag?
they're such troopers!
what the hell is in the bath tub? are those drapes?
Oh my god! They're so brave. The kids are probably just getting sick from parasite withdrawal.
The power of the placebo effect!
oh my god i feel terrible for laughing as hard as I did, for so many different reasons
HAHAHHAHAHAH. I don't feel terrible for laughing at this at all. This is like the people who swear by homeopathy: It's just a bunch of stupid crazy shit. Lawl.
well, yes, diabetes is something that can be solved with diet in many cases, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't COOK YOUR MEAT.
|Lauritz Melchior |
"Your body is kicking back... broth?"
Their stomachs probably just can't the dramatic change in diet. a bunch of stars for them being giant pussies though. It's as if the have never had food poisoning in their life.
He's crying for his dead children. By children I mean tape worms.
I found myself laughing about Dad's toilet-side breakdown for exactly as long as it took me to read every comment above mine on this page.
They're such troopers!
Straaaange birds. Strange weepy birds.
A BLOO BLOO BLOO A BLOO BLOO
|Helena Handbasket |
Oh shit... somehow this came up at work. Apparently one of my co-worker's friend's grandma will only eat raw meat...
|Princess v2.1 |
Haha that was a good breakdown.
Somebody's not getting laid by the swapwife tonight.
I never knew "poisons" meant "tried a sudden change of diet and overdid it on greasy, cheap shit."
This family will never live down their 15 minutes.
...Is that a washing machine directly across from the toilet?
Also, why is the daughter dressed like she just came from Little House on the Prairie?
didn't this guy get investigated by the state after the show came out?
|Freeman Gordon |
+1 because I like black women.
|Goethe and ernie |
The breakdown at 1:34 is five star material on its own. These people are insane.
i wanted to rate this last night but i was drunk + laughing way too fucking hard. now i'm just laughing too hard.
Yeah, how come the girl has to dress like she's Amish but the dad & son don't? Also, greasy food hurts my stomach, too. But I don't start crying like a bitch. That's why I'm superior to the dad.
After the Lady of the Lake bestowed arthur with the sword Excalibur and pronounced him King, he announced "All twelve year old girls will wear Amish clothing! It's kinda hot."
the only thing missing was a reaction shot from black chick during the crying jag.
Tobias is positively stricken.
|Geoff Marr |
Food just isn't the same if it's not swarming with hungry microscopic worms.
Honestly, the whole food thing is going to screw them up a whole lot less than the fact that their dad is the biggest, baldest wuss who ever lived.
|William Batty |
People have got to knock it off with crying.
CRY SOME MORE!
"Uhg, dad I got a stomach ache"
"WHHHHAAT?! GRAAAHGA HAA AS FDSAFD *sobbing*"
The cameraman tells him, "Hey, they'll be ok. It's alright, don't cry"
Son: I didn't sleep well and I'm low on energy today.
Dad: OH NO MY CHILDREN ARE DYING!!!!!
|Caminante Nocturno |
People do horrible things to themselves when they're in front of a camera.
|Doctor Arcane |
What a bunch of raging pussies. I didnt eat meat for 10 years, and within 2 weeks I was putting down half-a rack of ribs at a time and 1lb buffalo steaks.
5 for the blubbering manbaby. Holy shit.
Ridiculous display of weeping manpussy + sickly-looking kids + brown water + filthy living conditions + raw meat diet + greasy-food-revenge = 100% good times for the rest of us.
+5 for this weirdness.
Also, "magnet mustache dad" on fridge behind actual dad at 1:15 is double-plus perfection. It lends a certain additional comic relief to a blubberingly-absurd scene that is already fecking hilarious.
Who ate my effin eggs?!
I wish my father loved me that much.
We actually started to cook our food so that we could eat more in one sitting and be able to make you know, tools like the TV and the internet.
Greasy food gives me bellyaches like that too, but at least I enjoy the eating process too! Boobs.
My diet consists solely of Dad tears strained through a mustache.
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