SenilePlacebo 
Five stars for the father wailing next to the clogged toilet.
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mashedtater that's where mine are going. the slow slide along the porcelain, the shuddering sob till only the top of his head can be seen.
lovely!
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Binro the Heretic
Probably less to do with it being cooked food and more to do with it being cheap shitty fried food.
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Jellyneck
Wait, raw MEAT diet? I know there is a special flavor of hippie that doesn't cook their veggies...this family is one of those, right?
They can't be choked up because they didn't get their steak tartar at Shenanigans.
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GoneGirl
This is pretty much my reaction to KFC. I feel like it needs an "ACTING!" tag.
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Frank Rizzo
4 for forced crying.
+1 for a toilet full of "brown"
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dementomstie
So, cooked food makes you sick?
Oh my god. He just started crying. I shouldn't laugh so hard at this. Can we make "They're such troopers!" a tag?
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egglab
they're such troopers!
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MasturbationDestination
what the hell is in the bath tub? are those drapes?
such troopers
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Camonk
Oh my god! They're so brave. The kids are probably just getting sick from parasite withdrawal.
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kamlem
The power of the placebo effect!
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CornOnTheCabre
oh my god i feel terrible for laughing as hard as I did, for so many different reasons
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aeso
Troopers.
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NoCode
HAHAHHAHAHAH. I don't feel terrible for laughing at this at all. This is like the people who swear by homeopathy: It's just a bunch of stupid crazy shit. Lawl.
also: http://www.karlloren.com/human-raw-meat-diet.htm
well, yes, diabetes is something that can be solved with diet in many cases, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't COOK YOUR MEAT.
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Lauritz Melchior
Bravo, Tobias!
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RockBolt
"Your body is kicking back... broth?"
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Konversekid
Their stomachs probably just can't the dramatic change in diet. a bunch of stars for them being giant pussies though. It's as if the have never had food poisoning in their life.
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phalsebob
He's crying for his dead children. By children I mean tape worms.
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Stopheles
I found myself laughing about Dad's toilet-side breakdown for exactly as long as it took me to read every comment above mine on this page.
They're such troopers!
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Cleaner82
Straaaange birds. Strange weepy birds.
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bacrie
A BLOO BLOO BLOO A BLOO BLOO
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Helena Handbasket
Oh shit... somehow this came up at work. Apparently one of my co-worker's friend's grandma will only eat raw meat...
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Princess v2.1
WHAT
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Bruce182
Haha that was a good breakdown.
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halon
Somebody's not getting laid by the swapwife tonight.
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dead_cat
I never knew "poisons" meant "tried a sudden change of diet and overdid it on greasy, cheap shit."
This family will never live down their 15 minutes.
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Hooper_X
...Is that a washing machine directly across from the toilet?
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Hooper_X Also, why is the daughter dressed like she just came from Little House on the Prairie?
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zatojones
didn't this guy get investigated by the state after the show came out?
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Freeman Gordon
+1 because I like black women.
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Goethe and ernie
The breakdown at 1:34 is five star material on its own. These people are insane.
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fetuschrist
i wanted to rate this last night but i was drunk + laughing way too fucking hard. now i'm just laughing too hard.
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jaunch
Yeah, how come the girl has to dress like she's Amish but the dad & son don't? Also, greasy food hurts my stomach, too. But I don't start crying like a bitch. That's why I'm superior to the dad.
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HankFinch After the Lady of the Lake bestowed arthur with the sword Excalibur and pronounced him King, he announced "All twelve year old girls will wear Amish clothing! It's kinda hot."
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lael
the only thing missing was a reaction shot from black chick during the crying jag.
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DopeFiend
Tobias is positively stricken.
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Geoff Marr
Dead troopers
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Xenocide
Food just isn't the same if it's not swarming with hungry microscopic worms.
Honestly, the whole food thing is going to screw them up a whole lot less than the fact that their dad is the biggest, baldest wuss who ever lived.
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William Batty
People have got to knock it off with crying.
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thebaronsdoctor
CRY SOME MORE!
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Wombles
"Uhg, dad I got a stomach ache"
"WHHHHAAT?! GRAAAHGA HAA AS FDSAFD *sobbing*"
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Wombles The cameraman tells him, "Hey, they'll be ok. It's alright, don't cry"
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Walker
Son: I didn't sleep well and I'm low on energy today.
Dad: OH NO MY CHILDREN ARE DYING!!!!!
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Caminante Nocturno
People do horrible things to themselves when they're in front of a camera.
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Udderdude
lol
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Doctor Arcane
What a bunch of raging pussies. I didnt eat meat for 10 years, and within 2 weeks I was putting down half-a rack of ribs at a time and 1lb buffalo steaks.
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detc
5 for the blubbering manbaby. Holy shit.
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ArchCynic1107
Ridiculous display of weeping manpussy + sickly-looking kids + brown water + filthy living conditions + raw meat diet + greasy-food-revenge = 100% good times for the rest of us.
+5 for this weirdness.
Also, "magnet mustache dad" on fridge behind actual dad at 1:15 is double-plus perfection. It lends a certain additional comic relief to a blubberingly-absurd scene that is already fecking hilarious.
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Explodotron
Who ate my effin eggs?!
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Gates67
I wish my father loved me that much.
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Naugaskins
We actually started to cook our food so that we could eat more in one sitting and be able to make you know, tools like the TV and the internet.
Greasy food gives me bellyaches like that too, but at least I enjoy the eating process too! Boobs.
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