Dear Japanese "animators": If you spent 1/4 to 1/2 the time that you spend on elaborate rape scenarios on actually drawing instead, you might not have to recycle every frame fifty times.
The Rape Signal!
WTF Japan, indeed.
We learn that nice girls become jewel thieves if they aren't properly raped once in a while to set them straight.
Also high-school girls are all horny superficial sluts.
so is this the rapeman the steve albini band was named for?
No, you're thinking of the Canadian Rapeman, skilfully played by Rick Moranis.
|Killer Joe |
Rapeman brings good everywhere he goes. With his rape.
"THE RAPE SIGNAL!"
*dead of night*
|Caminante Nocturno |
Something about the ending offended me. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it's offending the Hell out of me.
The implications of the father-daughter scene are creepier than anything leading up the the thankfully cut rape scene.
As always, Japan forges boldly ahead into the internet abyss, bringing us back new horrors that make our lives look better in comparison.
This doesn`t work without the actual rape scene.
But if it still had the rape scene I couldn't have posted it.
Without the rape scene, you have to use your imagination. Like, imagining that Rapeman rapes not her, but the jewels she had stolen.
That would be a pretty effective way to turn someone off of jewel thievery.
He needs a sidekick.
Someone who is dumpy like Arthur from the Tick and has a stupid name like "Spanish Fly"
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
And I can't help but wonder what will happen when it comes out that Red Cat was only stealing to pay for her elderly, handicapped father's medical care.
|Goethe and ernie |
Everything about this is amazing. That laugh at 4:19, the music that sounds like a MIDI rendering of a Kerrier District B-side, the implication that you can rape someone out of a life of crime, the way that Rapeman's sizing up of Red Cat's tits felt strangely inappropriate and unprofessional to me...
-1 star for reminding me of the length of the shelf filled with Rapeman VHS tapes at my local rental shop.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
For once, something that makes less sense without the porn bits.
So what happened in the scene they cut out?
Rapeman and the jewel thief sat down and had a long, sincere talk about the morality of theft as well as what caused the theif to turn to robbery in the first place. Both individuals left with a better understanding of the world and themselves.
|Big Muddy |
You got to love wise old Rape-san. His old folksy ways might rub the kid wrong now and then, but he set the standard for unwanted vaginal intercourse back in the day!
|Pie Boy |
5 stars for the ridiculous Megaman X incidental music that starts at 2:01.
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