anvill After the "Big John" Cornyn ad, all I can do is assume Johnny Smoke is running for a senate seat.
Camonk If he ran in Texas, he probably won. Twice.
HankFinch I did not know that there were previous warnings that it was commenly known smoking could be harmful, I withdraw my lawsuit.
Xenocide The west was a tough place. If a fella stopped breathin' just because his lungs will filled with horrible tumors, he had no right to call himself a man. Johnny Smoke was just weedin' out the tenderfoots, that's all.
Adham Nu'man Oh Peggy Gordon, you are my darling, come sit you down upon my knee, and tell me the very reason why I am slighted so by thee.