kingarthur
Most yacht "captains" are like the jet ski beer swillers. No training, no regard for safety, and utter disregard for other traffic.

HankFinch
There once was a yacht from Nantuckut
And a bigger boat came and said "Fuck it"
Neither one turned away
The bigger one won the day
And told the smaller one "Now suck it"

craptacular
suck it, trebek

(he was on board, you see)

Hooker
You find a lot of yahts in the middle of the Pacific?

Camonk
I like to think it's much more likely when this many assholes get together.

Charles
Perfect visibility, no obstacles in sight. Maybe they're navigating a shallow reef, but I doubt that's any true excuse for these boats. Point: You can see the other boat coming for at least 3 miles.