PlushJake 
Well I sure as hell don't know what's going on here.
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Syd Midnight Is this really a difficult to understand saga?
ACT 1 SCENE 1
[Chopper at ground level approaches 2 trees]
Pilot: "Think I can make it in between there?"
Gunner: "Nope"
Pilot: "Oh ye of little faith. Look how big that is."
[collision noises and flying debris]
Pilot: "OH SHIT!"
Gunner: "DAMMIT!"
[cue Yakkety Sax]
FIN
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Frank Rizzo
retards
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zatojones
Oh shit someone's career just ended!
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SolRo
nope
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Binro the Heretic
"Can we fit between those?"
"No."
"You didn't tell me what I want to hear, so I'm going between them anyway."
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UnderANeonHalo
Because "I'm pretty sure we can fit" makes it sound like you don't know what you're doing.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme
"Nope."
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oogaBooga
"Oh ye of little faith"
Wouldnt want those to be my last words.
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Syd Midnight Having heard a lot of black box recordings, "OH SHIT" are very common last words.
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BOOSH
Needs the "hubris" tag
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Caminante Nocturno
That's coming out of your paycheck, hotshot.
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Cleaner82
Can we have a "John McCain" tag?
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fluffy
It would have been even better if the helicopter had ended up "hamsterwheeling" around the propeller, but I guess we can't have everything we hope for.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme Didn't that happen to a film crew in a brand new 'Magnum PI' style Hughes when its tail rotor, I dunno, fell off or stopped working or something.
They died, Fluffy! You don't want people to die for your laughs, do you, Fluffy?
Fluffy?
Fluffy?
Stop looking at me like that, Fluffy.
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sosage
Billy, Billy! I've got one for you. So. I looked at my girlfriend's pussy and asked if I could fit through that thing.
She says, "nope".
So I say, "Oh ye of little faith. Look at how big this is."
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You see...look at how big this is...because my helicopter blade is going to collide with a tree...
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...nevermind.
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TeenerTot (pause)
(pause)
(pause)
AhhhhHahhhHahhHahhhHahh....
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godot
2 yrs of college = pass to Army warrant officer flight school.
1 AH-64D = 20-35 million, depending on spares purchased.
21 year olds + 20-35 million craft = hijinks.
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Bone_Vulture
When Battlefield 2 meets real life.
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TeenerTot
Military stupidity is some of the most satisfying stupidity.
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Elvis Hitler
It almost sounds like one of them is laughing right after they hit the trees
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