|jangbones - 2008-12-15 |
Liev Streiber? Weird.
Schribe Lever?. Strange.
|heyitslozeau - 2008-12-15 |
I'm going to see the crap out of this.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-12-15 |
|atheistgirl - 2008-12-15 |
I just nerdgasmed.
|dichotic1 - 2008-12-15 |
i wonder how Stan Lee will weasel his way in this time?
|Monchiles Monchiles - 2008-12-15 |
I'm a bigger fan of Gunfire.
He can basically turn anything into a weapon.
"Gunfire's eyepiece survived into the far, far future, appearing in Hitman One Million. This grants a citizen of the future Gunfire's exact powers simply because it is so old and was used by a super-powered hero. Unfortunately the man utilizing the eyepiece was not very competent. He turns his medical pack into a gun, injuring himself, then accidentally turns his very own buttocks into a grenade. He perishes moments later."
The quote from the comic is "OH MY GOD! I JUST TURNED MY ASS INTO A HAND GRENADE--"
And that is why Garth Ennis is the tits.
Upon further consideration, I absolutely DEMAND that Gambit have the same Coonass accent as that firefly from the Disney movie.
"Uh oh, look lahk Wovowine hyea done stepped in da 'possum trap. This cuud take sum TAHM! Haw haw!"
yeah. i don't know what was in the water in the mid-late 90s, but Hitman and the Kelly run on Deadpool were two of the funniest and best dismantlings of the superhero genre in the history of ever. Just the right balance between depressing shit and hilariously goofy shit (whereas now Deadpool has been relegated to "ZOMG RANDOM + KILLINGS" and well, Ennis took care of things on his end.)
Here goes the Neckbeard...
Gambits powers involve charging objects with kinetic energy. (why this makes them explode is beyond me, however, he also seems to have the abilty to make them NOT explode when charged. This is handy for his staff - he charges it, bascicly making it hit a great deal harder due to all the excess kinetic energy. (Kinetic energy is basicly the motion of energy.))
As for Gambit blowing up the Planet, and using cards for his primary charging weapon - the answer to both lie in the mass of the object. Low mass objects (like the cards, and to a lesser degree, his staff), can be charged quickly, while larger objects, (like a car, or a planet) take greater amounts of time to charge. As for charging a planet, The whole planet would glow bright pink before it came anywhere near exploding, so people would have plenty of time to figure out what the score was, and take the Cajun out.
Also, he might need something to throw the planet at. Which... proves difficult.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-12-15 |
I know who Gambit is, too.
He's a jerk.
|Camonk - 2008-12-15 |
I hate Liev Shreiber after The Omen. I mean that was a movie so horrible that being stoned actually made it worse.
But listen, this has Deadpool in it. And if my time playing Marvel: Ultimate Alliance has taught me anything, it's that Deadpool and Wolverine make a completely SHIT HOT team.
yeah man except that RYAN FUCKING REYNOLDS is playing Deadpool.
i am generally not a comic fag anymore, but joe kelly's run on deadpool is one of the best bits in comic fag history and fucking ryan reynolds and arrgh.
|Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-12-15 |
That's kind of hot.
|Moustache McGillicuddy - 2008-12-15 |
HI DAD, PLZ MAKE MORE X-MAN MOVIEZZ *here you go dear* THANK U PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER OK *ok please wait april of 2011*
|takewithfood - 2008-12-15 |
Fuck Gambit. I'm going to see Deadpool.
VAN WILDER IS: DEADPOOL
|theSnake - 2008-12-15 |
Hahahaha did you guys hear the good word? Ryan Reynolds is going to be Deadpool. Hahahahahahaha, was Dane Cook busy? Comic movies lol
|Meerkat - 2008-12-15 |
This licks. It's like they removed all the goodness of Weapon-X and replaced it with Gambit. Gambit is totally gay. He licks the sweat off Dreadnaught's buns. Seriously, the dude builds little card houses and pretends that there are gay married couples inside, and he peeks in the cracks and imagines them producing Santorum in their two-main shower.
|Ghoul - 2008-12-15 |
Deadpool without his mask on. -2 stars.
I have no problems with Ryan Reynolds sexiness. I just didn't realize Deadpool was so VERY SEXY before CANCER ATE HIS FACE. I will be sure to consult wikipedia before I open my mouth about something I obviously know very little about.
So is Ryan Reynolds going to talk to the audience Deadpool style through out the movie as well? That would be excellent.
|allcaps - 2008-12-15 |
DEATH TO THE HATERS. LET ZI POGROM BEGIN!
|Michael Houser - 2008-12-16 |
When Ryan Reynolds dies before X-men Origins' release, his portrayal of Deadpool will become a performance for the ages.
|StanleyPain - 2008-12-16 |
I hate to be all comic book beardy but this looks horrible.
I was already worried when I heard that despite all the original actors wanting to reprise roles were up for it (Tyler Mane, Brian Cox, the guy who played Cyclops), they decided not to use any of them.
They already fucked up his origin story by making Lady Deathstryke a villain in X2 (for no apparent reason whatsoever other than a 2 minute fight sequence), but I figured they'd at least TRY to stay a little close to the comic. Holy crap was I wrong.
Also, Gambit is ridiculously faggy.
There..I got it out of my system.
I'm just content that Wolverine is one of the few characters they managed to cast well from the movies. If I don't see another Dawson's Creek reject fuck playing a superhero, I'm willing to put up with all other faults for that much alone.
Counterpoint: anything and everything to do with Wolverine's origin- any of them- is horrible, unreadable, fun-killing tripe. The only comics I have ever read with the words "Weapon X" in them that didn't give me a hate-migraine and bloody stool for weeks afterward were the few issues of New X-Men where Grant Morrison gave us his completely batshit insane version of the idea.
See, I agree....but if they're GOING to make some dumbshit origin movie, I just figured what with the weight of other, more faithful comic movies going around, they'd maybe not fuck it up so much.
|RedHood - 2008-12-16 |
Wasn't one of the doctors who helped make Wolverines skeleton full of metal Japanese? and wasn't his daughter and Wolverine in love or something? I don't know the whole deal with Wolverine and his history according to the Marvel universe but it looks like they strayed from the original story to make this all gimmicky. I am preparing to be disappointed personally.
|stage - 2008-12-16 |
theres no admantium in wolverines dick cause technically a boner has no bones in it
|Hooper_X - 2008-12-16 |
Pissing and moaning about Deadpool aside, this looks like it'll be a pretty kickass movie.
Also, if you REALLY want to complain, one of the dudes from the Black Eyed Peas is part of Wolverine's little posse. (Not the freakishly tall and skinny guy - that would be awesome.)
This isn't anything like the other X-Men clips on POETV. Where are the motorcycles? Where's the fat guy in a Predator helmet? What happened previously?
CRY FOR THE MOON!
|Rovin - 2008-12-16 |
-1 for the ever-overrated Gambit.
-1 for the name "Deadpool" bringing back terrible, terrible memories of the horrendously overrated career of Rob Liefeld.
|TeenerTot - 2008-12-16 |
I like how they call it "X-Men Origins:Wolverine", as if they'll ever bother to make an origins movie for another character.
Colossus - could be good
Storm - meh
Nightcrawler - done pretty much in X2
Cyclops - could be good
Jean Grey - done pretty much in X3
Magneto - done pretty much in X1
Beast - could be awesome
Rogue - done in X1
Dr X. - could be awesome
just my $.02
I am a huge fucking nerd, I know. Also: The Blob is in this.
|asian hick - 2008-12-16 |
I'd like to think since I'm not a RIDICULOUS COMIC BOOK BEARDO I have a somewhat unbiased opinion.
This looks like it will be awesome.
|Disaster - 2008-12-16 |
Why is the blob in this? GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT OMG OMG OMG!!!! ::SQUEAL::
|HarveyTibbar - 2008-12-16 |
You are all forgetting something about Ryan Reynolds being Deadpool, but think this all the way through...
Sure, you might hate him. But Deadpool becomes horrifically disfigured. That might be shown on camera!
|Nominal - 2020-12-03 |
Oh man, all the comments back in the day looking forward to what turned out to be by far the single worst MCU movie.
WE WERE FANBOYS ONCE...
...and young :(
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