Typical tenets of the Paladin code are as follows, (though many variants exist, see below.)
* A Paladin must be of Lawful Good alignment.
* A Paladin may never commit an Evil act.
* A Paladin cannot associate with any character that persistently commits acts which would cause the Paladin him/herself to Fall- notably Evil creatures.
* A Paladin must remain truthful and forthright at all times.
* A Paladin must give fair warning and due quarter to their enemies.
* A Paladin holds stealth, subterfuge, attack from the rear, missile weapons and especially poison as weapons of last resort.
Waist belt of Truth.
Breastplate of Righteousness.
Shield of Faith.
Someone's got a Monty Haul DM.
Bibleman has gotten a LOT fruitier-looking since I last saw one of his videos (that'd be 99-00ish).
Also, "Bibleman" like it's a last name ha ha ha.
Hmm. Sammy Davey almost touched on the "Whence Cometh Evil" argument made famous by Epicurus - and you could almost feel the script writers backing away from it in horror.
He flinches at the old lady threat.
Jewish TV stars attacking Christians with a big ignorant liberal audience? Yeah that's way off base.
I didn't even get the parody because he didn't even beat a Christian baby to death with his Jew-gold and then drink the blood to the glory of his god.
You're not even trolling.
Violent, ignorant Christian can't answer two questions. Yeah, that's way off base.
I'm glad this made it out of the hopper.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'd seen this clip on Youtube before, but never watched it because I presumed it would be a bad parody.
Look at how wrong I was.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Are YOU rapture ready?
|Corman's Inferno |
After this scene, Bibleman runs outside and is hit by Muslim cab driver.
|bang to buck ratio |
With David Cross as Sammy Davey
-1 for the guy's name not actually being Jewy Jewstein, or for him being a black guy with a glass eye. Either would be acceptable.
DER EWIGE BIBLEMAN
Jews are so, so pissed at the idea that you should "put your faith in God."
|The Mothership |
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