MurgatroidMendelbaum 
Typical tenets of the Paladin code are as follows, (though many variants exist, see below.)
* A Paladin must be of Lawful Good alignment.
* A Paladin may never commit an Evil act.
* A Paladin cannot associate with any character that persistently commits acts which would cause the Paladin him/herself to Fall- notably Evil creatures.
* A Paladin must remain truthful and forthright at all times.
* A Paladin must give fair warning and due quarter to their enemies.
* A Paladin holds stealth, subterfuge, attack from the rear, missile weapons and especially poison as weapons of last resort.
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Camonk Waist belt of Truth.
Breastplate of Righteousness.
Shield of Faith.
Someone's got a Monty Haul DM.
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Hooper_X
Bibleman has gotten a LOT fruitier-looking since I last saw one of his videos (that'd be 99-00ish).
Also, "Bibleman" like it's a last name ha ha ha.
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ProfessorChaos
Hmm. Sammy Davey almost touched on the "Whence Cometh Evil" argument made famous by Epicurus - and you could almost feel the script writers backing away from it in horror.
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TeenerTot
He flinches at the old lady threat.
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Enjoy
Jewish TV stars attacking Christians with a big ignorant liberal audience? Yeah that's way off base.
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Smellvin I didn't even get the parody because he didn't even beat a Christian baby to death with his Jew-gold and then drink the blood to the glory of his god.
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Lurchi You're not even trolling.
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Camonk Violent, ignorant Christian can't answer two questions. Yeah, that's way off base.
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HarrietTubmanPI
I'm glad this made it out of the hopper.
Also, Jews.
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Caminante Nocturno
I'd seen this clip on Youtube before, but never watched it because I presumed it would be a bad parody.
Look at how wrong I was.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Are YOU rapture ready?
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KnowFuture
Beibelmann!
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Corman's Inferno
After this scene, Bibleman runs outside and is hit by Muslim cab driver.
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bang to buck ratio
With David Cross as Sammy Davey
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Merzbau
-1 for the guy's name not actually being Jewy Jewstein, or for him being a black guy with a glass eye. Either would be acceptable.
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athodyd
DER EWIGE BIBLEMAN
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
Jews are so, so pissed at the idea that you should "put your faith in God."
WTF
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The Mothership
Oy!
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