Wait...what? My mind just popped a little.
(Now I smash your head with a TV)
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
These five stars are for his hair alone.
|Sean Robinson |
Now, they very well may possess SOME psychic activity.
I presume that he routinely walks into storefront clairvoyants' businesses and challenges fat women to psychic battle.
I also presume that sometimes the target will accept, and the two of them will begin to stare intensely at each other, trying to psych the other moron out.
I also KNOW that if I were a Make a Wish kid, I would ask to witness one of these confrontations so that I may benefit from the greatest single injection of the healing power of laughter.
Money should never be the deciding factor in my quest for spiritual development.
More anti-Scientology propaganda. You'll be hearing from our attorneys!
"Ahura Z is a master mystic, telepath, healer, psychic policeman and internationally-renowned paranormal expert. He has been a teacher of psychic self-defense and divine sciences throughout the United States for over 20 years. He is an accomplished martial artist and master of many physical and spiritual disciplines including astrology, numerology, tarot, herbalism, dream interpretation, tai chi and exorcism, among many others. "
|Monkey Napoleon |
I couldn't pay attention to what dude was saying. I was transfixed by his glorious jawbones.
It's ACTUALLY CALLED UNICORN RANGERS PSYCHIC POLICE DEPARTMENT.
I thought you were fucking joking.
Oh my god.
Five stars for hard-hitting, no-nonsense advice from a unicorn crystal healing magickal perspective.
"Mystical experience" comes way the hell out of nowhere. Like he's channeling it?
Alright Mr. Unicorn Ranger, I'll be sure to always use common sense.
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