kingarthur 
Wait...what? My mind just popped a little.
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HankFinch Popcorn!
(Now I smash your head with a TV)
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Rodents of Unusual Size
These five stars are for his hair alone.
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Sean Robinson
Now, they very well may possess SOME psychic activity.
I presume that he routinely walks into storefront clairvoyants' businesses and challenges fat women to psychic battle.
I also presume that sometimes the target will accept, and the two of them will begin to stare intensely at each other, trying to psych the other moron out.
I also KNOW that if I were a Make a Wish kid, I would ask to witness one of these confrontations so that I may benefit from the greatest single injection of the healing power of laughter.
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Randroid
Money should never be the deciding factor in my quest for spiritual development.
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IrishWhiskey More anti-Scientology propaganda. You'll be hearing from our attorneys!
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BOOSH
"Ahura Z is a master mystic, telepath, healer, psychic policeman and internationally-renowned paranormal expert. He has been a teacher of psychic self-defense and divine sciences throughout the United States for over 20 years. He is an accomplished martial artist and master of many physical and spiritual disciplines including astrology, numerology, tarot, herbalism, dream interpretation, tai chi and exorcism, among many others. "
http://www.unicorn-cove.com/about_us.html
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Toenails
Dramatization
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Monkey Napoleon
I couldn't pay attention to what dude was saying. I was transfixed by his glorious jawbones.
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Hooper_X
Holy FUCK.
It's ACTUALLY CALLED UNICORN RANGERS PSYCHIC POLICE DEPARTMENT.
I thought you were fucking joking.
Oh my god.
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Xiphias
Oh goodness.
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TheDevil'sWhore
Wow...just wow.
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keinsignal
Five stars for hard-hitting, no-nonsense advice from a unicorn crystal healing magickal perspective.
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pastorofmuppets
"Mystical experience" comes way the hell out of nowhere. Like he's channeling it?
Alright Mr. Unicorn Ranger, I'll be sure to always use common sense.
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bopeton
lol psychics.
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