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Desc:This is the only way this movie should be watched.
Category:Classic Movies, Humor
Tags:Mst3k, Crap, b movies, Twilight
Submitted:Rodents of Unusual Size
Date:03/29/09
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Xenocide
"Everybody pretend you don't have blood!"
kennydra
I was going to quote that exact thing. In fact, I thought I had, but I guess I forgot. Anyway, that alone is worth this clips 5 stars. -1 for twilight.

Urburos
That's fucked up math. FIVE STARS but minus one because MST3K is reviewing a bad movie.

Congratulations, you've created irony.

Aelric
Seriously, you want them to give Citizen Kain the treatment? MST3K = bad movie. Where have you been?

kennydra
i just really really hate twilight, and the fact that it exists. any reminders thereof, even parody or mockery, is painful to me. SO SUE ME.

kingarthur
ACTUALLY, I'd kinda love it if they gave Citizen Kane the treatment. I'm eagerly awaiting the rifftrax on Twilight.

frau_eva
RiffTracks: Get on this shit already.
fluffy
According to the YouTube description, someone just used the RiffTrax track and added a silhouette to it, which explains why it's Nelson/Corbett/Murphy and why the shadows don't move.

Ranma X.
According to Corbett, it's in the works.

brainbroke
It's various clips from Rifftrax and MST3K sound clips on Twilight. I think it's a pretty good job.

Lurchi
Twilight would have been a lot better if it had been directed by Jess Franco.
NoCode
Lurchi, nothing can save Twilight from itself. The source material is fundamentally flawed.

Five stars for "I like Jell-O" at the end.
revdrew
In a perfect world we'd be watching this on real tv. :~(
robotkarateman
I am Jack's bilious hatred for Jim Mallon.

Man Who Fights Like Woman
"Level five smug alert!"
ProfessorChaos
Having ignored the Twilight Phenomena since it's beginning, i have found myself wondering why the Vampire (who is clearly pale, as though he has never seen the sun), is plainly walking about in daylight, attending a high school cafeteria?

I mean... shouldn't he be spontaneously combusting? Or is he wearing REALLY good sunscreen or something? (I'm guessing that, based on the caliber of writing that i've heard attributed to the series- that the Vampire character is saved by the power of his mary-sue sparkles.


NoCode
No, no. You see, the book is set in Forks, Washington, which is the cloudiest North American city or something dumb like that and is also a complete shit-hole which the author did not bother to research before she set her lame book there.

Also, these vampires don't melt in the sun. They sparkle.

You think I'm kidding?

Nikon
The author did not bother to research vampires. She did not research any of the monsters she used.

NoCode
Let me clarify: They JUST sparkle. That's it. There's no other consequence for daywalking. Just sparkles.
kingarthur
Seriously? Motherfucking SPARKLES? This book gives twee and precious entirely new meanings, doesn't it?

robotkarateman
These vampires are made of diamond. They're not like, regular undead guys with a blood fetish. They're rock vampires.

Spit Spingola
There's something weird about hearing both Crow voices in the same clip.
TheDevil'sWhore
The first thing I noticed wrong with this clip is that all of the natives that actually live in Forks and the rest of the Peninsula have been replaced with Asians. There are very few Asian families out on the Peninsula and most of them run Chinese, Japanese, Thai restaurants.

The Olympic Peninsula is really a beautiful place in the spring/summer. You can watch the whales, climb mountains and look out at the sea/straight/Canada. Twilight has come along and utterly fucked it up by interrupting these views with fat goth beasts.
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