They're obviously waiting for the entire piece to be over before they clap. I bet there are also guards that will shoot them if they accidentally clap between movements.
|Doctor Arcane |
That girl who smiled is totally getting executed.
Must have been hard for Baby V.O.X. to perform for a crowd like that. Also, where was this shown? Do they have TV in North Korea?
Instead of Happy Hour they have Dour Hour.
(you pay for two drinks and only get one)
|Hugo Gorilla |
Decadent southern trollops perform for the assembled and loyal inner circle of the Great General.
The headlining act for their annual "Observations on the Inferior Arts of Decadent Capitalist Societies" Festival
That's my new North Korean face.
Oh no, the guards are coming. :(
I chock that down to asians not smiling as much as us westerners.
|Timothy A. Bear |
'We have restaurants and indoor restrooms
all you want to eat!
You have death disease and destruction
no shoes upon your feet!
Baby baby baby
have sex with me tonight.'
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that... ...but your kids are gonna love it."
|The Townleybomb |
Did she say, "la chica baila bonita"?
Oh man, I thought I had imagined it.
Then again, the music does sound like they ripped it off from Ricky Martin.
Its hard to get excited about anything when you are starving to death.
I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet.....
But your kids are gonna love it.
I loved this, but your plagiarism is unacceptable. My star is for your comment.
I forgot to include an annotated bibliography with my comment.
I know that an apology must seem meaningless when considering the sheer moral depravity of my crime, but I hope and pray that someday you will learn to forgive me.
Hmmm... after watching this, I would like to think that North Korea is really a sophisticated country with a strong sense of aesthetics that shut its borders to keep out vulgarians (sorta like Bhutan), but were too polite to say so, so they made up all this communist totalitarian stuff to excuse themselves. Every now and again they send out some video of troops and other dreary stuff to keep the story alive.
The crowd looks like a series of clones with the occasional geisha thrown in for fun.
CITIZENS OF NORTH KOREA!
CLAP ONCE IF YOU LIKED THE DEMONSTRATION
CLAP TWICE IF YOU REALLY LIKED THE DEMONSTRATION
CLAP THREE TIMES IF YOU LIKED THE DEMONSTRATION AS MUCH AS BELOVED LEADER KIM JONG-IL
He didn't say more you capitalist shit, he as AS MUCH AS.
Some parts of the worlds truly are hell holes.
|Chairman Takeshi |
all those North Korean women now have crippling self-esteem issues and all those North Korean men are going to be haunted by dreams of decadent Westernized bare shoulders
This isn't going to make them want to give up accordions and starvation.
Hi Baleen, I am in Quebec at the moment which means you're in Quebec as well since we are the same person... Not!!! We are different people and Baleen is not in Quebec.
a) No self-respecting Southerner would be caught dead in Quebec.
b) You just announced that you were "blowing town," baleen. How many Quebecois have you blown so far?
|wtf japan |
Good. We should send the Jonas Bros. to perform for the new People's Republic of Iraq.
It's funny to think that everyone on stage was, at one time, a man.
|Big Muddy |
"And for our last act, we will be whisked away before you silently close in around us!"
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