The music makes me want to commit suicide.
"seaQuest DSV" is no longer my top pick for "complete waste of Amiga Hardware."
probably the most accurate use of the "what hell sounds like" tag ever.
|Hugo Gorilla |
This is what a synthesizer having a heart attack would sound like.
Incredibly long, but that way you can skip around to see WHEN IS SOMETHING GOING TO START HAPPENING JESUS CHRIST WTF
HELLO ODIE OLD BOY
OBEYED HOOD I LOLL
LO, BEHOLD OILY DOE
BLOODY HELL OI EO
IDOL BODY HOLE OLE!
BE LED, HOODOO LILY
LO, HOODED LIBEL, OHO!
Time is slowing down I will never reach 14:41
oh youve got to be fucking shitting me
those shit-eating grins garfield keeps mugging at the camera must be for making the person playing feel even crappier to have paid for this
Confield is a really underrated album.
The last level looks like it was taken straight from Heroes of the Lance.
I would believe it if someone told me that Jim Davis personally scripted this.
And coded it, for that matter.
And "See You In Paradise?" What, they expect me to have become so mind-numbed by this that there's nothing left for me except to strap on explosives and head for the nearest pet store?
...because they're right...
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't know why.
Why did he even bother with the key? Or finding Nermal for that matter.
Man, FUCK Nermal.
Fun Fact: The company Edge Games is the reason that Namco had to change the name Soul Edge to Soul Blade. Apparently after making a bunch of shitty games the founder has spent the past 15 years suing people who use the word Edge in their game titles.
A bunch of mostly shitty games, but Fairlight was awesome.
It must have been difficult to find a synthesizer with no sense of rhythm.... or maybe that is the elusive 17/7 meter.
I will be sure to bring this up the next time some Amiga fanatic talks about how wonderful everything was on the Amiga.
The best music in the 'musical torture' genre.
I was going to give this a four for being too long until the health food store lady's head spun around like the Exorcist.
Also, THERE WAS A HOLE HERE.
THIS GAME IS LIKE ONE LONG MONDAY, AMIRITE?
Okay now someone needs to go through this frame by frame and remove Garfield.
Oh fuck this game and all the time I spent as an eight year old trying to get it to make any sense.
I remember that if Garfield runs out of pancakes he will immediately eat everything in his inventory. The game will not tell you that it is now impossible to complete but let you wander around for aeons crying and looking for something to do.
...even if Nermal is in his inventory? That's terrifying.
That's how long I lasted.
|Plan B |
One thousand Internet dollars to the first person who edits Pyramid Head into the sewer/basement/who gives a fuck level.
|Finger Paints |
We sure this isn't just an emulation mess up? I've played plenty on winuae and sometimes you get a mess up like this.
Still 5 stars.
HELLO ODIE OLD BOY
British game design.
Dan Deacon's new album is really bad.
|right behind you... |
I didn't watch the whole thing. Did he find the dildo?
Spoiler: He's doing all this in an attempt to get laid.
It doesn't seem worth it.
Sounds exactly like a Crystal Castles song
Why is Garfield as large as a man while inside his house?
What the hell was the deal with that rat?
Were nine tenths of the items in this game really necessary?
Why can I not stop laughing?
|Spit Spingola |
Health food store lady's head spinning around at 6:53
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