How did he learn how to use a computer? And who taught him? I mean, this is about as bad as Captain Kirk violating the Prime Directive and giving phasers to cavemen.
It blinks to Bill. Then it talks to him. Then he talks back. One day he is going to enter the painting. When he returns is when The Cleansing will begin.
Five stars for the cocker spaniel's head being cut off like God's in Dali's Last Supper, symbolizing the true unknowability of godhead and its motivations.