If you run into this situation that often, try getting a fucking Swiss Army Knife. They have these neat corkscrew things that you can use without needing a towel to guard your hands against possible bottle breakage.
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I would imagine the modern drunk has one of those rechargable things that you just press onto the bottle, and hey, done.
Plus, let's not lie - all our wine comes sweetened and in screw top flasks.
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A plastic pen does the job OK too, but this is neat.
That's cute but it seems a lot more tedious and dangerous than just using a corkscrew.
I wonder if the actual force is caused by a cavitation shock wave, like the trick where you burst the bottom of a glass bottle by smacking the top just right.
way to stir up all the sediment, you fucking barbarian
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
All this time I thought we had alcoholic woodpeckers.
He didn't even swirl it in his cup, what kind of disgusting behavior is this?
God I hate slide guitar.
it sort of looks like he's jacking that tree off
THINGS MISSING FROM THIS VIDEO: Tuxedo. Monocle. Top hat. Fob watch. Twirly mustache. Droll British butler watching the bottle thumping display with absolute apathy.
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