|Tuan Jim - 2009-08-12 |
4channers are annoying, but fuck scientology is scary shit
This guy doesn't have room in this brain for much more than a phrase or two, does he?
Diverse long phrases are the work of Xenu.
On the surface it's just the Jedi Mind Trick. But really, it's because Hubbard said that suppressive thetans have all battled him in previous incarnations, so by reminding them of their defeats in past lives they are enturbulating the core suppressive thetan.
For a while he recommended a snapping-hand motion to stress your enemy's jaws as their body thetans recalled their previous existance as a clam.
It just gets worse the more you know about it.
and knowing is half the battle.
|facek - 2009-08-12 |
I have got to do this to 4channers sometime.
|pastorofmuppets - 2009-08-12 |
That guy needs some debugging.
|socialist_hentai - 2009-08-12 |
The first thing that popped into my mind watching this were the splicers in bioshock "Jesus loves me, this i know... for the bible tells me so..."
|StanleyPain - 2009-08-12 |
The problem with you people leaving comments is that you know Scientology helps people and you know it works.
It's true. You know, deep down, it works.
Scientology works. And you know it.
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-08-12 |
my thetans must be off the chart, because deep down i think scientology is a sci-fi novel gone awry.
|pressed peanut sweepings - 2009-08-12 |
+1 for Cockney Dong music.
|phalsebob - 2009-08-12 |
Sure it gets you clear, but does it get you oxi-clear?
|Riskbreaker - 2009-08-12 |
So, any specific example on how scientology "helps people"?
Well a couple of weeks after The Saint Petersburg Times week long expose on scientlogy, everyone in the Tampa Bay area got this 80 page magazine called "Freedom" as a rebutal to this article(s). 20% was how scientlogy was growing and good and blah blah blah. The rest was this attack on The Times journalism, skill on journalism, etc. David Miscavige is pictured multiple times, so its been good for Dave Miscavige because now he has his own magazine.
And a cult of his own.
*assuming he qualifies as "people"*
Well, it certainly helps some people to a lot of money, that's for sure.
|MartinBishop - 2009-08-13 |
Five for Donkey Kong
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-08-13 |
Saying something a lot means it IS true. Take THAT, world!
|themilkshark - 2009-08-13 |
Wait, but does it help people work?
|Hooper_X - 2009-08-13 |
Oh, Anonymous. Sometimes you produce acts of great hilarity.
|Camonk - 2009-08-13 |
This is AWESOME. He keeps saying the same thing over and over. And their response, You're wrong. Or You're a liar. It's like two Turing Test AIs arguing.
Tell me more about you know it helps people.
Why are you so interested in you're lying?
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