He does seem like a nice guy. The sad thing is, he doesn't realize that his chances with women would rise exponentially higher if he just left his fucking house.
And showered. Hygiene's important.
Ladies and Gentleman: The Portal of Evil personified.
Bonus imaginary star: I thought it said "plenty of flesh rant grrrrrrrr!!!!"
|Teased Vagina |
Some winners in the YouTube comments, and a lovely accompaniment to the "seduction community" thread over on POE News just now
Yeah, that thread was highly satisfying.
If you ever wondered who to blame for getting me started posting horrible PUA videos, now you know. I was Scrotum H. Vainglorious.
He seems like a nice guy, just not smart enough to understand that online dating sites are mostly populated by fake profiles.
Nobody's going to be member #3 of a 3 member dating site. It'd be like starting another eBay. The big sites don't have this problem, but the small ones have to do fake profiles if they want to overcome it.
And no, I don't do online dating, but I have a masters in pimpology.
|The Townleybomb |
He's on the right path here, but he's not going to get the free poontang that is his birthright unless he completely breaks down and cries on the internet.
1:57 - hubba hubba!
From his Youtube info:
anything to do with wwe,tna,movies,or other stuff i like. mostly its going to do with wrestling cuz i been watching it going on 19 years it is my biggest passion and other things that might come up, movies, celebrities, anything Elvis related, disability awareness, lack of handicap accessibility.
About Me:im just ur average guy tryin 2 leave my mark in da world. my biggest passion is pro wrestling. i love hangin out with my friends an goin 2 wrestling shows.
He doesn't seem to have the chilling anger and misogyny of many TFLers.
This isn't the way to get women to pay attention to him, though.
He also needs to lose some weight. It looks bad (especially with the fat rolls hanging over the pants).
I am serious when I say I wish him the best of luck.
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face |
Likes: Breathing Heavy, all the time
You couldn't even be bothered to GET ON THE COUCH. How can you get off the couch when you haven't even gotten ON THE COUCH yet. God damn they make 'em lazy down there.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Youre poor fat ugly and dumb, also you're the kind of person who makes ranting youtube videos. Case solved.
Holy crap, he looks so much like my brother. *shudder*
He actually reminds me of that dude from Mad Men that gets all the chicks and is dating a black girl.
|Jaguar Wong |
He should have posted a link to his profile, then people could help him with it. Oh look, here it is!
What's hurting his chances more, the picture of the toddler trying to escape his grasp or putting the women he beats off to under "interests"?
Height 5' 6" (168 cm)
Body Type Average
I have my youtube show where I talk about the world of wrestling everyone should check it out. I like to dye my hair blue it's my trademark. I have the best memory better than anyone you will ever meet. One of my biggest dreams is to one day work for WWE.
He ought to find a new gimmick if he wants to work in the WWE.
I could have sworn the Blue Meanie already cornered the market on disgusting hair-dyed slobs.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Women like it when a guy's shirt actually fits him.
Next stop: True Forced Loneliness.
His name is Dakota!
Requesting 'Fat Person Camera Angle' tag?
I had an Alabama Hambeast once. Worst mixed drink ever.
I mean, who mixes whiskey and steak sauce? Steak sauce goes with GIN, dammit!
I swear that the next time I go into a dive bar I'm going to ask the bartender if they know how to make an Alabama Hambeast. If they say no, I'll scorn a bit and order a Miller Lite, which I will only half finish.
TRY TALKING TO SOME WOMEN IRL!!! NERD
He seems nice, much too nice for the TFL movement. I genuinely hope he finds somebody.
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