Dr Dim He's such an awkward dipshit! Look at him pulling at his stupid rings while he talks rubbish. This guys sucks.
Udderdude It really feels like he turns it into a "game" so he doesn't feel as bad when he fails miserably at it. It was just a game!
spikestoyiu This guy really cleaned up at Dennis Rodman's yard sale.
Syd Midnight This guy would be a lot of fun to pick on when you're drunk and mean. He just needs a Real Man to remind him of his place in the pecking order, wait till he's in his act then grab his hat and stomp on it and say "I'm sorry, I thought your head was being attacked. By a big stupid hat."
abeli$con The teachings of Mystery have been an integral part of my intellectual development. I value the contents of my "Mega pack of Sex ebooks" folder almost as much as my college education.
azazel because i have actually heard morons say this.
citrusmirakel As a citizen of the Portal of Evil, I feel it is my duty to contribute an allotment of my stars to the (point to schlong) tag. Consider it a version of socialism that makes you think about buttsex.
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