Invisible Crane Rant - Why Sega won't make Shenmue 3

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Invisible Crane Rant - Why Sega won't make Shenmue 3

Desc:	This guy's videos are definite PoeTV material, and this is as good a place to start as any
Category:	Video Games, Educational
Tags:	Sega, scotland, shenmue, InvisibleCrane, inexplicable accents
Submitted:	Teased Vagina
Date:	08/31/09
Views:	1364
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That voice...

This will be a long and beautiful relationship with PoeTV.

gotterdamm

Man, Emo Phillips really likes that old Japanese forklift simulator.

themilkshark

Shenmue flopped, just like his attempts at jokes. It sounds like he's saying FLUHP

phalsebob

Shin-moo.... nope, never heard of it.

I'm 5 starring the voice.

oddeye

Sounds like a fucking muppet.

rev.dinosaur

This and the title is misleading; this is a video about Shenmue Free.

fluffy

Shenmoo

NewHeavenSalesman

someone call xoxak to kick this guy's ass.

kingofthenothing

It's Pat/Internet Eunuch guy talking about a game nobody really cares about... hmm... you know, I saw on the news that some voters in Afghanistan were getting ears and noses chopped off for voting. Stuff like that happens, but Sega putting a game out is a huge priority.

MaulLove

He inexplicably sounds like someone's Irish (not Scottish) mother, or maybe Graham Norton.

Riskbreaker

This guy makes Chris-Chan's voice sound like Patrick Stewart.

pastorofmuppets

this

Camonk

Your screen name is terribly misleading. I can see you just fine.

Comeuppance
That's the point. He's actually inside an invisible crane.

boner

RYO DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET

Riskbreaker
BOTH SHENMUE 1 AND 2 ARE JUST DREAMS THAT RYO HAD ONE NIGHT.

StanleyPain

Hell, it doesn't take me 4 minutes to tell you why Sega won't make Shenmue 3:

Because Sega no longer has the resources to throw away on a multi-million dollar vanity project that won't make back anywhere near it's cost-to-make.

pastorofmuppets
Also everyone ran out of virtual sheets to fold and virtual shoelaces to tie.

lucienpsinger

Got me at "FL�PPED."

tamago

There's clips on YouTube of English anime voice actors mocking this guy's voice. Apparently this guy is an aspiring anime voice actor who has reputation in the industry for being somewhat of a tool.

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