teethsalad i really hope that one weapon was a squirt gun
the more i learn about japan, the less i wanna go
Caminante Nocturno This is pretty offensive. Only half of those girls were asking for it.
Samisyosam She's my sister! She's my daughter! She's my sister!
8bitwintermute GTA: Tokyo never really took off over here
Big Beef Burritos Supreme I like to think the CIA and MI6 are sat with bored expressions watching banks of computers relaying people playing games like this.
NovaPolice Each player is in a sensory deprivation tank so the only thing they hear is the inhuman squealing of girl-like creatures being slapped. Hard nosed, scientifically minded men keep notes on their every action.
Meanwhile, the GRU has to make do with Doom 2 with a mod that replaces imps with crudely drawn nude girls and an old Polybius machine that keeps eating quarters. When you're behind in the psychic desensitization game, it's hard to catch up.
theSnake What market are they catering to here, mean guys?
zatojones The sexually repressed ineffectual manchild i.e. most of Japan's male population