|FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-10-09 |
A BASE FROM WHICH YOU CAN LAUNCH OTHER KISSES
THE MUSIC KISS
FEASTING ON YOUR LADY'S SWEET, JUICY EYEBALLS NOT RECOMMENDED ON THE FIRST DATE
TAKE BREAKS TO SWALLOW
Also, shitty CGI says 90s to me, not 80s.
C. Eloi Marx
Really, I must have had a mental block that these types of instructional videos died in the 80's; because the "fashions", the hairdos, the power point graphics all point towards the Clinton years.
That's because you're not taking breaks to swallow.
Mouth all cartoonishly overflowing with foaming saliva,.
"The tip of your tongues, flickering them like a snake"
Is THE MUSIC KISS real? Has anyone tried it and did your partner participate or complain?
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Tnis is actually one of the most insane things I've ever seen on POETV. Like, this is more insane than the schizophrenic guy ranting about helicopters and boy scouts at the city council meeting
|The Townleybomb - 2009-10-09 |
The "Teasing Kiss" reminds me of that video of the one spider trying to get laid by doing all kinds of inexplicable frenetic things with its pedipalps while the other one just sits there.
|thebaronsdoctor - 2009-10-09 |
"Remember; if a man pulls out a cartoonish bottle of breath spray and eyes you lustily while using it it's a good sign he wants to kiss...Or rape you"
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-10-09 |
Was this produced by androids with only a basic understanding of human beings?
|StanleyPain - 2009-10-10 |
|Riskbreaker - 2009-10-10 |
The "bad boy/good boy" graphics made it for me.
|Enjoy - 2009-10-10 |
Tim and Eric had nothing to do with this but I am giving my 5 stars to them.
|phalsebob - 2009-10-10 |
What, no fat person noisy sucking kiss?
|mashedtater - 2009-10-10 |
i enjoyed the lip o suction.
because it is safe, opposed to the music kiss which may cause whiplash.
|Testicles of Doom - 2009-10-10 |
5 for the mongoloid mouthbreather who's 2 centimeters from the girl's face in the very first shot.
Invisible additional 5 for grossing me out a little bit.
|Rafiki - 2009-10-10 |
Suck all the air out of her mouth and lungs. Place your hand firmly behind her head to prevent her from pulling away. Pinch her nostrils shut. Hold on tightly until she goes limp. Carry her off to a secluded area and begin living out your wildest fantasies.
That reminds me of a true story I read as a child about a serial killer who killed one of his subjects by forcing her to deep-throat him till she suffocated. Really wish I could remember the name now.
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-10-10 |
CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE IN LOVE?!
|JimL2 - 2009-10-11 |
The phonekiss boy has a DOS 6 reference book on his shelf. This is entirely appropriate.
|Rudy - 2009-10-12 |
Remind me never to vacation in the Trobriand Islands.
|Sudan no1 - 2009-10-14 |
practice on candy and ice cream everyday, and you'll be french kissing people in no time.
|athodyd - 2009-10-15 |
HOW WAS THIS MADE
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
|crote - 2009-10-27 |
Lots of good tips here.
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-04-26 |
IVE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG ALL THESE YEARS? WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING?
|Maru - 2012-10-09 |
Not funny enough to make me not have a boner.
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