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K-Mart - Rockstare

Desc:	Disconcerting K-Mart commercial starring lots of preteen butt.
Category:	Horror, Fashion
Tags:	pedophilia, Kiddystare, K-Mart, troubling, bootylicious
Submitted:	MongoMcMichael
Date:	10/16/09
Views:	1366
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If you find yourself considering a Rockstare, please ask yourself the following:

1. Why
2. no don't
3. Kmart?
4. whaaat!

Udderdude

more like kidmart amirite?

hornung
Q:why did michael jackson go to kmart?

A:he wanted to have sex with little boys.

Miskimo

Dear MongoMcMichael, please link the "Kiddystare" tag.
cf. http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=59796

Caminante Nocturno

Well, then.

Time Travel Mishap

Wow. Every time this commercial comes on I've always been to busy thinking about how much I want to kill everybody in them to even notice there was a disturbing amount of of preteen ass shots.

memedumpster

Wait, how are these people still alive, then? You kill people all the time for way less.

Time Travel Mishap
They all have class 10 temporal armor unfortunately

Hooper_X
Fuckin' timecops won't let him, man. One of 'em is supposed to grow up and cure cancer or AIDS or some dumb shit.

The Lord of Dirt

Class 10 Temporal Armor functions by mesmerizing all entities within a 500 year radius with its incredible back-to-school stylishness.

Camonk

It's threads like this that redeem all the gimmicky misfires.

StanleyPain

SHOP SMART. SHOP S-MART.

Godard's Drinking Problem

I think it's actually an expected amount of butt for a jeans ad. Hell, even less so.

Speaking of inappropriately projecting onto pre-teens, 0:26 looks exactly like the girl I lost my virginity to (she was not a pre-teen at the time).

Hooker

You know, I was recently thinking, what would the girl Godard's Drinking Problem lost his virginity to look like as a pre-teen.

Xenocide

I guess I should have told you at the time, but I'm not a girl.

Hooper_X

K-Mart: At This Point We're Just Trying To Keep From Having To Put The Word "Dollar" In Our Name!

spikestoyiu
So "lots" is like three?

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

Stop rockstaring my ass.

twinkieafternoon

The preload image:

Pink shirt's bra lifts and separates.

BillFisto

They're teaching fake words in school now? This is what we get for letting Obama talk to our children.

MrBuddy
Needs a Chris Hansen and Pedobear tag.

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