|Moustache McGillicuddy |
If you find yourself considering a Rockstare, please ask yourself the following:
2. no don't
more like kidmart amirite?
Q:why did michael jackson go to kmart?
A:he wanted to have sex with little boys.
Dear MongoMcMichael, please link the "Kiddystare" tag.
|Caminante Nocturno |
|Time Travel Mishap |
Wow. Every time this commercial comes on I've always been to busy thinking about how much I want to kill everybody in them to even notice there was a disturbing amount of of preteen ass shots.
Fuckin' timecops won't let him, man. One of 'em is supposed to grow up and cure cancer or AIDS or some dumb shit.
SHOP SMART. SHOP S-MART.
|Godard's Drinking Problem |
I think it's actually an expected amount of butt for a jeans ad. Hell, even less so.
Speaking of inappropriately projecting onto pre-teens, 0:26 looks exactly like the girl I lost my virginity to (she was not a pre-teen at the time).
K-Mart: At This Point We're Just Trying To Keep From Having To Put The Word "Dollar" In Our Name!
So "lots" is like three?
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Stop rockstaring my ass.
The preload image:
Pink shirt's bra lifts and separates.
They're teaching fake words in school now? This is what we get for letting Obama talk to our children.
Needs a Chris Hansen and Pedobear tag.
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