I worked on a farm with a guy named Jesus and his oldest son, Jesus. So far as I know, neither are dead.
Jesus tries to return to earth every year actually, but everytime he meets one of his followers he either gets killed or kills himself.
...for being a dirty socialist.
|Aubrey McFate |
FAHK YEW JESUS
Holy shit I forgot you could send voice messages on XBL. FRIENDS LIST HERE I COME.
Maybe it stands for "Jesus Died: Love Our Lord." Maybe it's a reminder of all he suffered for your sins, you heretics.
I really need to play halo again...I miss those righteous rednecks.
Is it just Halo or is it all of XBox Live that's like this?
Usually the times I've played Halo it isn't weird redneck people, but guys who can't the shut the fuck about their "technique" and what we all need to learn about it.
Well, it's really just the entire internet. People tend to suggest the crowds on PSN or TF2 pubs are better, but in my experience people are the same wherever you go.
Halo 3 just seems to throw these guys up...it's like playing with cast of Duke of Hazard.
But... Jesus did die.
It's the cornerstone of your religion, you idiots.
But it's sad, don't laugh out loud at it
What about Rotfling?
I am pretty sure that my cat is more self aware than humans born after 1990.
Jews Did Jesus!!!
Also, Xbox live (OMFGL33T) is just full of d-bags waiting to get offended over something. And they're all 13.
jesus died lol? ... faggot.
Is this the line to get the beer? Or is this the line to get the tickets to get the beer?
"He said 'faggot' the way old telegrams said STOP."
it's kinda impressive the amount of times 13 year olds can use faggot and jew in a sentence.
B-But God is love... :(
My only response to this man would be "Jesus Died Twice, Lol"
|Caminante Nocturno |
They're furious because they think he gave away the ending to the Bible, but it goes on for another hundred pages after Jesus dies before the actual ending.
Truely a religion of peace and love.
|Syd Midnight |
So if your name was "Jesus" would they feel guilty about shooting at you? That would be a lot more passive-aggressive.
No, because then you'd be Mexican, and they'd only kill you more.
More like jesus died, sad face :(
Still doesn't hold a candle to Left 4 Dead players' view on race.
|Monchiles Monchiles |
If you watch this video and the other one about the gay dude playing Halo, you may be under the false assumption that if you have a fairly innoculous screenname, you will be safe from harassment. You would be wrong. Your screen name could be "Harry Smith" Or "Joe Summers" and yet you will be judged a JewFag son of a whore in every lobby.
How do you turn off the "nerd voice" filter in Halo?
Wow I totally want to get an XBox for the ONLINE GAMING
I love playing with my xbox live buddy IHateRednecks and ObamaIsPresident. We always get such kind attention.
Jesus Died Leave out Leaven.
|That guy |
He didn't die, and also he died for you.
Understand that you faggot jew retard.
This video is like a tiny microcosm of all of Christianity, I love it. If you can't accept Jesus' message of love and forgiveness, fuck you die jew faggot.
|Chocolate Jesus |
My XBL tag used to be Chocolate Jesus and they just called me nigger.
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