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Desc:XBox Live doing what it does best.
Category:Video Games, Religious
Tags:Jesus, Halo, Xbox Live, trolling, What the Internet Sounds Like
Submitted:Anonymous
Date:10/18/09
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Comment count is 43
splatterbabble
I worked on a farm with a guy named Jesus and his oldest son, Jesus. So far as I know, neither are dead.
Riskbreaker
Jesus tries to return to earth every year actually, but everytime he meets one of his followers he either gets killed or kills himself.
That guy
...for being a dirty socialist.

Aubrey McFate
FAHK YEW JESUS
StanleyPain
Holy shit I forgot you could send voice messages on XBL. FRIENDS LIST HERE I COME.
Xenocide
Maybe it stands for "Jesus Died: Love Our Lord." Maybe it's a reminder of all he suffered for your sins, you heretics.
FISTFULLofSOUL
I really need to play halo again...I miss those righteous rednecks.
pastorofmuppets
Is it just Halo or is it all of XBox Live that's like this?

StanleyPain
Usually the times I've played Halo it isn't weird redneck people, but guys who can't the shut the fuck about their "technique" and what we all need to learn about it.


Emcee
Well, it's really just the entire internet. People tend to suggest the crowds on PSN or TF2 pubs are better, but in my experience people are the same wherever you go.

FISTFULLofSOUL
Halo 3 just seems to throw these guys up...it's like playing with cast of Duke of Hazard.

Cleaner82
But... Jesus did die.

It's the cornerstone of your religion, you idiots.
HankFinch
But it's sad, don't laugh out loud at it

urbanelf
It was a triumph over evil. We should rejoice and laugh!

Nikon
What about Rotfling?

pastorofmuppets
he ascended to heaven in the roflcopter

memedumpster
I am pretty sure that my cat is more self aware than humans born after 1990.
James Woods
Bwahahaha.

BorrowedSolution
Jews Did Jesus!!!
Also, Xbox live (OMFGL33T) is just full of d-bags waiting to get offended over something. And they're all 13.
Gayperson
jesus died lol? ... faggot.
citrusmirakel
Jesus did not die. Are you gay?

pastorofmuppets
Is this the line to get the beer? Or is this the line to get the tickets to get the beer?

Comeuppance
I dunno, faggot.

pastorofmuppets
"He said 'faggot' the way old telegrams said STOP."

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06262006

Gayperson
it's kinda impressive the amount of times 13 year olds can use faggot and jew in a sentence.

MongoMcMichael
B-But God is love... :(
Gayperson
i see what you did there.

Konversekid
My only response to this man would be "Jesus Died Twice, Lol"
Caminante Nocturno
They're furious because they think he gave away the ending to the Bible, but it goes on for another hundred pages after Jesus dies before the actual ending.
oddeye
Truely a religion of peace and love.
Syd Midnight
So if your name was "Jesus" would they feel guilty about shooting at you? That would be a lot more passive-aggressive.
That guy
No, because then you'd be Mexican, and they'd only kill you more.

gnpaaron
More like jesus died, sad face :(
FABIO
Still doesn't hold a candle to Left 4 Dead players' view on race.
Monchiles Monchiles
If you watch this video and the other one about the gay dude playing Halo, you may be under the false assumption that if you have a fairly innoculous screenname, you will be safe from harassment. You would be wrong. Your screen name could be "Harry Smith" Or "Joe Summers" and yet you will be judged a JewFag son of a whore in every lobby.
numb
How do you turn off the "nerd voice" filter in Halo?
fluffy
Wow I totally want to get an XBox for the ONLINE GAMING
oogaBooga
I love playing with my xbox live buddy IHateRednecks and ObamaIsPresident. We always get such kind attention.
phalsebob
Jesus Died Leave out Leaven.
That guy
He didn't die, and also he died for you.
Understand that you faggot jew retard.
That guy
Oh also,
***** EVERY COMMENT

ashtar.
This video is like a tiny microcosm of all of Christianity, I love it. If you can't accept Jesus' message of love and forgiveness, fuck you die jew faggot.
Chocolate Jesus
My XBL tag used to be Chocolate Jesus and they just called me nigger.
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