Keefu
good lord shut up

RomancingTrain
If Colbert had to imitate Glenn Beck every day he would've had a Dave Chappellesque break down after 2 seasons.

NineEleven
"A sick burn."

Tobster
"its" is the proper form to use in your sentence, "it's" is a contraction of "it" and "is", "its" is a possessive.

baleen

Commas and periods are always within quotations. Commas are only outside of quotations when they follow quoted phrases that are punctuated.

Examples:

"a contraction of 'it' and 'is,'"

and

"I hate apostrophe s![sic]", was quickly followed by disciplinary action from a poetv user.

Tobster
yes, but that is according to American punctuation rules, I'm Canadian and tend to follow British punctuation rules, which place commas and periods outside the quotation marks, unless the period or comma is part of the quotation.

baleen

I thought so.
I actually don't understand why we do it differently. British style seems to be intuitive, but I'm stuck with habit.

pastorofmuppets
There is justice.

pastorofmuppets
Ugh, not a reply. If you really wanted one...the wiki says it had to do with typesetter's tradition (to save space). But other countries have had movable type for a little while now, so I'm not sure how much I believe that.

Also, the PC liberal left wants it that way, and they get the activist judges to enforce their will.

Keefu
bodily fluids

Runic
Yeah, Purity of Essence was what made it for me. I mean, it would be five stars without it, but I noticed that and the whole thing was bumped up to a whole other level of greatness.

manfred
Beck doesn't believe in his own crazy. He's an actor playing a role.

http://www.politicalarticles.net/blog/tag/real-american-glenn- beck/

Charles
My god, you're right. He's a double-agent. And he's in the PERFECT POSITION to humiliate the far right in the U.S.! WHY DOESN'T HE TAKE IT???

Bort
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-5-2009/the-11-3-pro ject

I get the gray box too, from within the Continental US, so I don't know. But this seems to be the it.

VoilaIntruder
Gray box as well, thanks for the hyperlink.

Also, this toes the line between what is funny and what is real just as well as Colbert on a good day.

Desidiosus
Thanks very much, I would have hated to have missed that.

Dicknuts
Apparently Kansans can't view it either. All I get is a gray box, and the Canada link don't work for me. I guess that's what we get for being so lame.

memedumpster
I got grayboxed too from within the USA. I have a theory that this show isn't available in red states.

ProfessorChaos
Grey Box in Massachusetts. So, apparently not.

James Woods
Thanks for pointing me in the right direction, Spence.

Judging by the reactions I might as well 5 star it now, to save making an extra trip.

VoilaIntruder
You weren't after Death to Smoochy?

VoilaIntruder
I heard about that.

Herr Matthias
Yeah, I'm hearing more and more every day about Glenn Beck raping and murdering that young girl in 1990. I think he should get the chair.

simon666
To be fair, guys, right now this is only a rumor, that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990; there is no evidence of this. However, it really begs the question, if it is not true, why are so many people talking about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, and why isn't he denying these charges if they are false?

William Burns
I'm not saying that I believe the rumors, necessarily. All I'm saying is keep Glenn Beck away from MY young girls, small pets and enfeebled geriatrics!

kingarthur
I also heard about how he hasn't stopped beating his wife.

kingofthenothing
I heard his housekeeper caught him masturbating to Silence Of The Lambs.

mashedtater
she wont cook fried chicken now because of that "incident"

Syd Midnight
It's one of those jokes that gets so beaten to death it becomes funny again

pastorofmuppets
don't forget to bite your fist

IrishWhiskey
You can also say "I just love America so much..., and I fear for it" regardless of the topic. For example:

"This government wants to tell you... to tell you not to put razor blades in apples. They want to tell you what you can and can't feed to Children! I'm sorry I'm crying its just... I just love America so much..., and I fear for it."