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Desc:http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-5-2009/the-11-3-project
Category:News & Politics, Humor
Tags:Jon Stewart, Daily Show, glenn beck, socialize your nazism, going full retard
Submitted:IrishWhiskey
Date:11/06/09
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Camonk
Not only was this whole bit a sick burn on Glenn Beck, it completely obviated the need for Colbert.
Keefu
good lord shut up

RomancingTrain
If Colbert had to imitate Glenn Beck every day he would've had a Dave Chappellesque break down after 2 seasons.

NineEleven
"A sick burn."

mon666ster
I'd love to see Beck's response to this.
dementomstie
This was one of the best things I've seen The Daily Show do in its entire run. Or is it "It's entire run"? Damn it. I hate apostrophe s!
Tobster
"its" is the proper form to use in your sentence, "it's" is a contraction of "it" and "is", "its" is a possessive.

baleen

Commas and periods are always within quotations. Commas are only outside of quotations when they follow quoted phrases that are punctuated.

Examples:

"a contraction of 'it' and 'is,'"

and

"I hate apostrophe s![sic]", was quickly followed by disciplinary action from a poetv user.

Tobster
yes, but that is according to American punctuation rules, I'm Canadian and tend to follow British punctuation rules, which place commas and periods outside the quotation marks, unless the period or comma is part of the quotation.


baleen

I thought so.
I actually don't understand why we do it differently. British style seems to be intuitive, but I'm stuck with habit.

pastorofmuppets
There is justice.

pastorofmuppets
Ugh, not a reply. If you really wanted one...the wiki says it had to do with typesetter's tradition (to save space). But other countries have had movable type for a little while now, so I'm not sure how much I believe that.

Also, the PC liberal left wants it that way, and they get the activist judges to enforce their will.

RomancingTrain
Purity of Essence.
Keefu
bodily fluids

Runic
Yeah, Purity of Essence was what made it for me. I mean, it would be five stars without it, but I noticed that and the whole thing was bumped up to a whole other level of greatness.

fermun
This was amazing.
Smellvin
I don't think Glenn Beck is a professional comedian so much as a professional retard. Kind of like Chris-chan, except that he doesn't perform without people paying him.
manfred
Beck doesn't believe in his own crazy. He's an actor playing a role.

http://www.politicalarticles.net/blog/tag/real-american-glenn- beck/

Charles
My god, you're right. He's a double-agent. And he's in the PERFECT POSITION to humiliate the far right in the U.S.! WHY DOESN'T HE TAKE IT???

THA SUGAH RAIN
How was anyone able to see this? All I see is a gray box.
Bort
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-5-2009/the-11-3-pro ject

I get the gray box too, from within the Continental US, so I don't know. But this seems to be the it.

VoilaIntruder
Gray box as well, thanks for the hyperlink.

Also, this toes the line between what is funny and what is real just as well as Colbert on a good day.

spencer
For the fellow Canucks: http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/#clip230565

And I totally agree, this is one of the best things that ever came out of the Daily Show. Such a perfect send-up, all the right notes exaggerated to just the right degree. The final line is perfection (I won't spoil)
Desidiosus
Thanks very much, I would have hated to have missed that.

Dicknuts
Apparently Kansans can't view it either. All I get is a gray box, and the Canada link don't work for me. I guess that's what we get for being so lame.

memedumpster
I got grayboxed too from within the USA. I have a theory that this show isn't available in red states.

ProfessorChaos
Grey Box in Massachusetts. So, apparently not.

James Woods
Thanks for pointing me in the right direction, Spence.

Judging by the reactions I might as well 5 star it now, to save making an extra trip.

crotchy
totally worth the hassle of ip/proxy jiggery pokery
Xenocide
Jon Stewart's crowning moment.
Meerkat
Fortunately I DVR'd this, so I can watch it again and again.
Longshot-
Brilliant!
MaulLove
Perfect portrayal of Beck's histrionics. I'm in awe of Stewart's acting skills now.
VoilaIntruder
You weren't after Death to Smoochy?

Nikon
Brilliant. The only way he could be more like Glenn Beck is to travel back in time to 1990 and then rape/murder a young girl.
VoilaIntruder
I heard about that.

Herr Matthias
Yeah, I'm hearing more and more every day about Glenn Beck raping and murdering that young girl in 1990. I think he should get the chair.

simon666
To be fair, guys, right now this is only a rumor, that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990; there is no evidence of this. However, it really begs the question, if it is not true, why are so many people talking about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, and why isn't he denying these charges if they are false?

William Burns
I'm not saying that I believe the rumors, necessarily. All I'm saying is keep Glenn Beck away from MY young girls, small pets and enfeebled geriatrics!

kingarthur
I also heard about how he hasn't stopped beating his wife.

kingofthenothing
I heard his housekeeper caught him masturbating to Silence Of The Lambs.

mashedtater
she wont cook fried chicken now because of that "incident"

Syd Midnight
It's one of those jokes that gets so beaten to death it becomes funny again

Ponasty
Just watched this over on Hulu.
Perfect.
GravidWithHate
The only thing this is missing is the extreme close up on the crazy eyes.
Maggot Brain
Purity of Essence.
j lzrd / swift idiot
"I just love (put something here) so much..., and I fear for it."

NOW YOU TOO CAN DO A FIVE SECOND GLENN BECK IMPERSONATION!
pastorofmuppets
don't forget to bite your fist

IrishWhiskey
You can also say "I just love America so much..., and I fear for it" regardless of the topic. For example:

"This government wants to tell you... to tell you not to put razor blades in apples. They want to tell you what you can and can't feed to Children! I'm sorry I'm crying its just... I just love America so much..., and I fear for it."

Comeuppance
Since all the witty comments have already been made, I'll just post a link for those of you who can't get the embedded player to load:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-5-2009/the-11-3 -project

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