As soon as I heard this story on the news, I wondered how long it would be before Fox news did this. Honestly, I'm surprised it took them this long.
I can't believe that fox news has managed to make Geraldo Rivera seem resonable
Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. "Wrath of God"-type stuff. The seas could boil, fire and brimstone falling from the sky ...
... forty years of darkness, earthquakes, mass hysteria, Geraldo Rivera sounding like the reasonable one...
Enough! I get the point.
BROWN HAIRED GUY WHO ISN'T STEVE DOOCY YOU ASSHOLE.
(Geraldo is a sensationalist and a bit of a prick, but by FNC standards, he's Edward R. Fucking Murrow.)
FOX NEWS DISCUSSION TOPICS FOR FUTURE NATIONAL TRAGEDIES:
-If it hadn't been for cap and trade Exxon would have had enough money to prevent that oil spill.
-Seven year old spelling bee champ dies of cancer. How many more children will Obamacare kill?
-Is Brown v. The Board of Education responsible for school violence? I'm just saying, those people are irritable.
-Drunk driver caught on tape revealed to have Kenyan ancestry. Should the president be held responsible for failing to reign in his countryman?
-Wild bear kills hiker. Yet not once has President Obama made any mention of a plan to wipe out all bears. Should the president therefore be charged with murder?
-Entire city of Cleveland swallowed by giant sinkhole. How can the White House not be responsible when they couldn't even run Cash for Clunkers?
This is why the Daleks hate us.
Where was Sotomayor in all this? I don't remember seeing her volunteering to stop the gunman. Typical.
I think the real enemies are Virginia Tech students.
"Gunman still alive: shot 4 times".
Experimental super-soldier program gone horribly wrong, maybe? Where's Fox News on that angle?
the crate of balloons haven't come in yet for the colbert-style "we did it!" party
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