|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Perhaps the most appropriate use of the "white people" tag yet.
hah. hah. hah. hah.
|Frank Rizzo |
#106. The side hug.
Yes, God wants us to be compassionate and kind and tender with each other. Not only that, but he wants us to love our enemies and serve our neighbors. As long as there is no body on body action. I’m talking of course about a “full frontal hug,” one of those sinful abominations where you just wrap your arms around a friend and embrace them. That’s why Christians the world over have pioneered the “side hug.” In the side hug there’s no risk of two crotches touching. Instead of face to face, you go side to side, putting your arm around the person and your hip against their’s. Still having a hard time mastering it? Pretend you’re taking a photo and you’re both looking at the camera together. The side hug, or A frame as it is also called, is safe for the whole family, friendly and above all holy. I don’t know the exact scripture reference but try the book of Psalms.
Turns out stuffchristianslike.net is run by an actual Christian, and isn't at all funny. And it somehow landed him a book deal.
That's the most creeped out I have been in a long time.
Way to bust a cap in those sinful thoughts with your bullets of awkwardness white boys.
Putting the E in PoETV.
Is this real life?
Is there a Poe's Law tag? If not there should be.
Poe's Law strikes again!
of all the groups of people who could've colonized/conquered America, why'd it have to be the damn puritans?
I'm not 100% certain why they chose to sample The Imperial March from Star Wars as their back beat.
But somehow it's the perfect theme.
Unmerciful Crushing Force
Holy shit. You're right.
Best part is 3:25, which not even the forces of The Daily Show, SNL and The Onion combined could not make up.
No joke, Star Wars is one of the only acceptable Fantasy-like film/film series within conservative christian circles.
I remember my friend's mother saying that is was good because there wasn't any paganism or magic in it. So he was able to watch Star Wars and loved it.
Lord of the Rings was off-limits though, because of the wizards.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Gimmie dat Christian Sideboob!
Throw in some o' dat Christian Underboob while you're at it, dog!
Let's raise da roof with some DFC! Divine Flat Chest, yo!
...and the crowd cheers even louder when they pretend to have been gunned down...
Not only did I see this tonight, I found this:
Some nights you have to go looking for entertainment but some nights it just falls from the sky like mana.
I like how those two black dudes just stand in the back. if you have black dudes on stage with you, you must be dope
|Adham Nu'man |
The video was real awful to watch, but it has a happy ending, so 5 stars.
Or if you're my family, you just never hug anyone, ever.
If you try to front-hug this guy, he will put you in coma.
It's a pretty good summary of Christianity, actually. Violence is cool, human contact is not.
Misses the part where they explain how to do the traditional Christian kiss of greeting from the side.
aaaaWWWW yeah! Right here! 2009!
It all sounds so banal, but they really are talking about issues critical to urban youth. Much like Stryper in my day.
They dress like Kiss, they act like Kiss, but brother, they ain't Kiss!
Prude fly girls.
I'm glad these guys are taking on the tough issues like front hugs. Back in high school, I knew a guy who front hugged this girl once. She got pregnant and had to have an abortion and now she's "damaged goods" and nobody wants to marry her.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Jesus never hugged?? What?
That was never 11 verses, man.
|Time Travel Mishap |
Why do they have a screen in the middle of the stage that has a rotating virtual holodeck?
Is it just me or did the black guys in the back front hug at the end of the song?
is it just me or do none of the sentences lead into each other?
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