HankFinch Sorry, honey, what with my overtime and your father working two jobs, we just don't have the time to properly roast the civets, for now we'll just have to make do.
fluffy Aren't these the things that are used for that poop-processed coffee?
Also what's with the THUG GANGSTA font? Is it because the civet is black?
Hay Belly And the liquid that comes out of their anal glands is used in perfume. Ass-juice, if you will. Humans are bewitched by the civet anus.
jangbones I wonder how burly zookeeper lost that finger, although I suspect something ate it.