Where is Jim Jones when you need him?
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They're particularly turned on by the idea of planes crashing because the pilot was suddenly raptured.
Until they give away their earthly possessions, they're bullshitting.
Googling suggests that 1.8 million people go missing every year. With only 144,000 people getting raptured, we could have plenty of Raptures without anyone ever noticing.
End times signs "increasing like the birth contractions of a woman." Wow, time to brush up on your prophetic rhetoric dude.
"I was hoping one of Saddam's missiles would find it's way over to the dome..."
Five stars for evil.
Clearly, the end times are right around the corner. Everybody knows, nothing catastrophic, war-related, or interesting in any way happened up until about twenty years ago. It's clearly all signs.
True, but never before has there been an, er - unqualified man in the Black House.
These people have such a hard on for war they would make any cold war general shake in disgust.
Over 20 million Americans believe we live in the end times. When are we going to disenfranchise these people?
It's really got to suck believing all of that.
Also: BANK GOTHIC MEANS THIS FILM IS VERY SERIOUS.
Where are the Daleks when you need them?
Thankfully, wizards protect us... for now.
Why should they care about armageddon? They'll be long gone. If they really believed this stuff, they'd be more interested in the "saved" part.
You can tell they're just DYING for one of their own to take up this cause in a terrorist way. But none of them has the balls to do it first.
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