splatterbabble 
Where is Jim Jones when you need him?
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Caminante Nocturno
They're particularly turned on by the idea of planes crashing because the pilot was suddenly raptured.
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godot
Until they give away their earthly possessions, they're bullshitting.
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notascientist Googling suggests that 1.8 million people go missing every year. With only 144,000 people getting raptured, we could have plenty of Raptures without anyone ever noticing.
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glendower
End times signs "increasing like the birth contractions of a woman." Wow, time to brush up on your prophetic rhetoric dude.
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nemeses9
"I was hoping one of Saddam's missiles would find it's way over to the dome..."
Five stars for evil.
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magnesium
Clearly, the end times are right around the corner. Everybody knows, nothing catastrophic, war-related, or interesting in any way happened up until about twenty years ago. It's clearly all signs.
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James Woods True, but never before has there been an, er - unqualified man in the Black House.
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Riskbreaker
These people have such a hard on for war they would make any cold war general shake in disgust.
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Konversekid
Over 20 million Americans believe we live in the end times. When are we going to disenfranchise these people?
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Hooper_X
It's really got to suck believing all of that.
Also: BANK GOTHIC MEANS THIS FILM IS VERY SERIOUS.
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memedumpster
Where are the Daleks when you need them?
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phalsebob
Thankfully, wizards protect us... for now.
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TeenerTot
Why should they care about armageddon? They'll be long gone. If they really believed this stuff, they'd be more interested in the "saved" part.
You can tell they're just DYING for one of their own to take up this cause in a terrorist way. But none of them has the balls to do it first.
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