Rodney      I'm glad someone documented this, because 50 years from now, then Mr. Jesus still hasn't come back, these jokers won't admit that they believed the "End Times" were just around the corner.
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pastorofmuppets Wait I read you wrong. Yeah why would they admit anything? "We know not the hour" and all that.
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Johnny Madhouse      "Apocalypse Bus"
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Johnny Madhouse The descriptions of the battle, where everyone recounts their juvenile fantasies of what it will be like, is AMAZING
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nemeses9      It's good to know the United States isn't the only place full of these people.
Wait, no, that's awful to know.
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Kieran27 Canada has some of these folks as well. Heck, we have a creationist museum or two.
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Riskbreaker      Things xtians love:
-Talking about the end of the world
-Talking about how millions of people will die
Things they hate:
-Peace
-Rational discussion
-Homos
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Doctor Arcane      I think it will be less Star Trek, more Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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pastorofmuppets It's good that he was willing to interpret the "sword" figuratively. Now he just needs to do that with the other 30,000 verses.
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engrish muffin      The college girl says she is studying "critical thinking." I can 100% gaurantee that, unless she goes to a christian college, she is the most annoying person in the whole school.
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manning_krull      Haha, white peop-- Oh.
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Caminante Nocturno      Essentially, our foreign policy for the last 30-odd years has been dictated by a doomsday cult.
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memedumpster      If God is real, it's not ridiculous to go to war against him. In fact, it would be the only war that ever mattered.
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pastorofmuppets The only way that trip's once in a lifetime is if you end up on the no-fly list.
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