Jack Dalton
I don't need Shenmue 3. I finally have closure now.
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Ranma X. 
He'll try to kill them with a forklift
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zatojones
So the high points of the game is that it's a remake of a more successful game for a different system and it adds characters that aren't part of the franchise?
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poorwill
"shenmue 2 is my 4th favorite game all time"
I reflexively went to one star your vid because of this, but I will refrain ... IF you post your top three games and they somehow redeem your terrible pick for fourth. You have 8 hours to comply cause I'm going to bed now.
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Jack Dalton Maybe I exaggerated... but it's in my top 10.
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poorwill I have Wizkid: The Story of Wizball 2 (Amiga) down as number four. Toki is number ten and there's no way Shenmue II is better than that.
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MongoMcMichael
OSHA doesn't approve of your shenanigans, part-timer!
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Hugo Gorilla
Now I don't have to buy the game since the trailer actually shows off the novelty of Ryo racing in a forklift.
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ztc
I think Ryo is exactly the same character model.
And fuck you poorwill, Shenmue 2 is a brilliant game.
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poorwill How can Shenmue be a brilliant game when it is neither brilliant or a game? It is a mystery that has baffled our best minds.
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poorwill Wait, should that be nor instead of or?
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ztc I think you're bluffing. I don't think you've ever experienced the serene majesty of catching leaves, airing out books, wiping walls and spending your mornings manually hauling a bunch of heavy crates seven feet across the floor.
Don't even get me started on all the really old people you get to associate with.
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poorwill Really old people associating peaked with the first one. In my first half hour with the game I got stuck behind the housekeeper in the kitchen. I had to reset :(
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ztc That was probably supposed to happen.
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ztc You would have both gone to bed after about eight hours anyway.
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klingerbgoode yeah, i tried blocking a kid's door while he tried to go home. I ended up standing there with him staring at me with his unchanging smile for 10 minutes until it was Ryo's teleportation bedtime.
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Andonyx
I love Shenmue 2 and I don't care who knows it. I'm tired of being ashamed, I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not.
I love my dead, gay Shenmue!
And thanks, Sega, for making another horrible sonic game instead of Shenmue 3. Just another in a series of brilliant decisions that have led to your current standing in the market.
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C. Eloi Marx I'll agree that Sega has made a ton of bad decisions over the years, but not producing the final instalment of a horribly expensive series that didn't sell a dozen copies isn't one of them.
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C. Eloi Marx In fact, to be succinct: Shenmue is to Sega as Heavens Gate is to United Artists.
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Andonyx
Oh also, I'm fairly certain there's at least one clip from eternal darkness on here. You can make "Games that need sequels" a linked tag.
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Caminante Nocturno
Ranma X stole my comment.
Someday, I will have my revenge.
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Riskbreaker
*insert sailors joke*
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StanleyPain
If Tom the Hot Dog Vendor is not a playable character in this, what's the point?
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CornOnTheCabre
How about some lucky hit?
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klingerbgoode
I hope they bring back his voice actor.
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