|Jack Dalton |
I don't need Shenmue 3. I finally have closure now.
|Ranma X. |
He'll try to kill them with a forklift
So the high points of the game is that it's a remake of a more successful game for a different system and it adds characters that aren't part of the franchise?
"shenmue 2 is my 4th favorite game all time"
I reflexively went to one star your vid because of this, but I will refrain ... IF you post your top three games and they somehow redeem your terrible pick for fourth. You have 8 hours to comply cause I'm going to bed now.
Maybe I exaggerated... but it's in my top 10.
I have Wizkid: The Story of Wizball 2 (Amiga) down as number four. Toki is number ten and there's no way Shenmue II is better than that.
OSHA doesn't approve of your shenanigans, part-timer!
|Hugo Gorilla |
Now I don't have to buy the game since the trailer actually shows off the novelty of Ryo racing in a forklift.
I think Ryo is exactly the same character model.
And fuck you poorwill, Shenmue 2 is a brilliant game.
How can Shenmue be a brilliant game when it is neither brilliant or a game? It is a mystery that has baffled our best minds.
Wait, should that be nor instead of or?
I think you're bluffing. I don't think you've ever experienced the serene majesty of catching leaves, airing out books, wiping walls and spending your mornings manually hauling a bunch of heavy crates seven feet across the floor.
Don't even get me started on all the really old people you get to associate with.
Really old people associating peaked with the first one. In my first half hour with the game I got stuck behind the housekeeper in the kitchen. I had to reset :(
That was probably supposed to happen.
You would have both gone to bed after about eight hours anyway.
yeah, i tried blocking a kid's door while he tried to go home. I ended up standing there with him staring at me with his unchanging smile for 10 minutes until it was Ryo's teleportation bedtime.
I love Shenmue 2 and I don't care who knows it. I'm tired of being ashamed, I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not.
I love my dead, gay Shenmue!
And thanks, Sega, for making another horrible sonic game instead of Shenmue 3. Just another in a series of brilliant decisions that have led to your current standing in the market.
C. Eloi Marx
I'll agree that Sega has made a ton of bad decisions over the years, but not producing the final instalment of a horribly expensive series that didn't sell a dozen copies isn't one of them.
C. Eloi Marx
In fact, to be succinct: Shenmue is to Sega as Heavens Gate is to United Artists.
Oh also, I'm fairly certain there's at least one clip from eternal darkness on here. You can make "Games that need sequels" a linked tag.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Ranma X stole my comment.
Someday, I will have my revenge.
*insert sailors joke*
If Tom the Hot Dog Vendor is not a playable character in this, what's the point?
How about some lucky hit?
I hope they bring back his voice actor.
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