Great, teach the seven hundred horsepower robot about killing.
You know, Small Wonder would make a great remake with a Lord of the Flies kind of motif. Okay, it would be a terrible remake, but I'd watch it.
"Kill... the... piggy."
Laughing at the traumatized girl is pretty fucked up
I barely remember this show at all, but I do remember thinking the redhead was vastly less irritating than Vicki and that fat cunt little boy. Vicki infuriated my five-year-old self - I think it was just that the actress was somehow too terrible to come off as a convincing robot.
This was obviously written by sociopaths, for sociopaths.
I AM A ROBOT I SPEAK IN AN UNAFFECTED MONOTONE BECAUSE I AM A ROBOT
I'm still quite perplexed why/how you can create an advance human looking robot(with sentience), and not program in to it say lil basics like life and fucking death?
Is it wrong me to desire the people who made the Seinfeld porno to work their magic on this show?
I'm sure the intersection of the pedo community and the robot fetish community already have a field day with this as it is.
If that is canned laughter and not a studio audience, I will feel a little better. A little.
The little red-headed girl comes across as every annoying 80's child neighbor, condensed remarkably into one child actor.
Persephone S. Tight
Which is only appropriate, because she was IN every 80s movie as the annoying child next door.
|Bitter with a side of Rice |
You're walking in the desert, VICKI. You see a tortoise. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping, VICKI?
This right here. THIS is what you call a COMMENT.
This pretty much made my day.
Not in small part because it implies a scene where Harrison Ford shoots Vicki.
I once dated a girl who's previous boyfriend had inherited half a million dollars and blew it all in a year "buying cars, drinking, and watching Small Wonder."
Wonder how he feels about that now...
SMALL wonder how he feels about it! Am I right?
I want to dead everybody in this clip. Sadly, it will require something more substantial than a rolled-up magazine.
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