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Desc:Behold.
Category:Humor, Religious
Tags:Insane Clown Posse, mumbling, Chris Chan, clown syndrome
Submitted:wtf japan
Date:12/18/09
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Comment count is 69
oogaBooga
A young John Wayne Gacy.
MongoMcMichael
You're assuming he'll actually have sex at some point.

jerrysp702
Even after he murders them they won't have sex with him.

kennydra
fuck just take my fucking stars.
Riskbreaker
Whoever is trolling Chris these days is a twisted, evil and perverse person. The last thing the world needs to see is a dellusional man-child being transformed into a juggalo.

Five stars of pure evil.
badideasinaction
The last thing the world needs to see is *another* dellusional man-child being transformed into a juggalo.

Needed that small fix.

MaulLove
He even manages to half-ass juggalo makeup. His mumbling always makes me laugh; why doesn't he have the fucking lyrics on something in front of him?
Toenails
1. Take another look at that makeup...

It's fucking sonichu.

2. There's no way in hell he has the reading skills to keep up with a song.

Candlejackv616
yeah especially if "smell yo dick" was an indication of that.

MaulLove
Holy shit, it is Sonichu.

RomancingTrain
Is he on the verge of tears at 4:25 or is he trying to be menacing?
kingofthenothing
I don't know. He's so many things. At 4:53 he's a Mime. At 3:56 he's a jolly old Englishman. At 1:21, he is a little teapot, short and stout.

Indidan
at 1:40 he's Bill Cosby.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I am shivering right now. This is very shiver inducing.
bac
two great tasteagas
Pillager
0 stars.

I refuse to grant attention to played out crap like ICP.

Chris Chan will only get stars from me after he joins the TFL movement.


wtf japan
You don't understand. This is one furry short of a poetv hat-trick.

spikestoyiu
Your main concern is that ICP is "played-out?"

Pillager
wtf japan, that's my point; juggalos & furries no longer disturb/annoy me. They're just pathetic attention whores.

TFL is far more frightening.

along those lines; spikestoyiu, ICP 'peaked' around the late 90's. A bunch of Joker wannabes means nothing to me.

If Chris Chan sat in front of his web cam wearing a TFL nipple flare shirt, fondling a loaded rifle & then belting out a truly vile Bill Greathouse/Ravengaigesmith style rant versus every women who looked at him the wrong way, then we'd have true 5 star evil.

Cena_mark
I can't wait for the Juggalo butt-hurt to begin.

mashedtater
you live and star hard, my friend

memedumpster
You just wait until he starts drawing Sonijuggachu comics and we'll see how TFL competes.

Riskbreaker
TFL is way too agressive for Chris, plus, it operates on a completely different way. Chris just plays victim when the situation demands it, the TFL guys love to be martyrs 24/7

bluiker
I know it's futile to try to pick any point in Chris's life and say "This is where he snapped," but this is surely some kind of milestone.
memedumpster
Oh hell yes!
Doctor Arcane
I would have put my bet on him going full on fursuit or TFL first. This is out of nowhere. Creepy.
wart
Finally, Chris finds a subculture where he'll be accepted.
Smellvin
Chris-chan: the only person in the world for whom deciding to be a "juggalo" might actually be a good idea.

Lindner
Given how low on the food chain they were, I... didn't believe anyone could fuck up being a juggalo until now.

Chris Chan. The gold standard of failure.

teethsalad
this is an interesting turn of events
kingofthenothing
Next week: the skin comes off, and we all learn that he's really a black man named Rodney.

The week after that: He's not really a black man named Rodney. He was just wearing black face.
klingerbgoode
Oh sweet jesus.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
clowns with the downs
Longshot-
You can have my stars sir.

Killer Joe
I wasn't watching the video, just listening to the audio.

OxygenThief
Even before he was a Juggalo, Chris Chan was a Juggalo.
glasseye
Holy crap.
KnowFuture
Oh why not. Juggalo Chris-Chan it is.
Rudy
This made my week. How sad is that?
DiscreteComponents
I love how enthusiastic Chrissy is to shamelessly and transparently latch onto anything where he thinks there might possibly be a female who will fuck him. Until two days ago he probably thought "Dark Carnival" was a stage in a Sonic the Hedgehog game. Hope springs eternal in the heart of a retarded welfare-leeching potential rapist.
DiscreteComponents
Also: At 4:40 it looks like he's suddenly having a stroke. Fuck you for getting my hopes up like that, Ian.

klingerbgoode
I think that is a stage in Sonic!

The Mothership
Killers in the same dream.
revdrew
Well, I gotta say I wasn't expecting this one. Well played, Chris.
pastorofmuppets
It's not a real juggalo video until there's are angry video responses. I have high hopes but it hasn't happened yet.
dead_cat
OK, I did NOT see that coming.
JSP
oh goddammit

god

damn

it
bopeton
I'm tried of five-starring us getting trolled. He's a master, and I respect that now.
klingerbgoode
It is my Joker-given mission to find an 18-27 year old boyfriend free juggalette to make into a sweetheart from the ground up
manfred
I DO COCAINE
kingofthenothing
he needs c-c-c-c-help.

fluffy
Next up: Faygo addiction.
Udderdude
Towering monument of failure.
Camonk
I was about to post how Chris-Chan is really getting kind of boring. Well. The make-up, the inept singing... All right, fine. Five more stars.
Hooper_X
Goddamnit, just when I thought I was done caring about Chris-Chan, something like this happens and it PULLS ME BACK IN. Whichever pretend girl got him to be a juggalo for "her" is a goddamned evil genius.
Anti-Pope
Oh juggalos...


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chris chan is not a juggalo hes a fucking flaming fagit dumb pussy bitch dont even pretend your in my family you fagit ass bitch

kingarthur
This...this isn't gonna end well, is it?
kingarthur
I think I feel sorry for his parents. Seriously. Do they know about his Internet hijinks?

dead_cat
Oh yes, they are well aware. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't to blame for so much of what's gone wrong with their son.

KnowFuture
Apparently he announces it to his mom when he masturbate, so it's to pretty much be assumed they know about his dallyings in the internet.

cognitivedissonance
No words. Should have sent. A ringleader.
Repomancer
Oh. For. Fucking. Crying. Out. Loud.
Nikon
There are no words.
paparatti
Oh my fucking christ.
Squeamish
Well.

That made me feel better about myself.
KnowFuture
Oh, and a super posthumous set of ghost stars for the title of this clip over at YouTube: *****.

Paranatural
Unexpected.
Xero
Stars cause I still haven't been able to sit through an entire Chris Chan video yet.

And I've watched all of this for fucks sake.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=42082
Old People
For the video, for all the comments, for the world that produced the side-splitting tragedy of Chris-Chan.
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