A young John Wayne Gacy.
Even after he murders them they won't have sex with him.
fuck just take my fucking stars.
Whoever is trolling Chris these days is a twisted, evil and perverse person. The last thing the world needs to see is a dellusional man-child being transformed into a juggalo.
Five stars of pure evil.
The last thing the world needs to see is *another* dellusional man-child being transformed into a juggalo.
Needed that small fix.
He even manages to half-ass juggalo makeup. His mumbling always makes me laugh; why doesn't he have the fucking lyrics on something in front of him?
Is he on the verge of tears at 4:25 or is he trying to be menacing?
I don't know. He's so many things. At 4:53 he's a Mime. At 3:56 he's a jolly old Englishman. At 1:21, he is a little teapot, short and stout.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I am shivering right now. This is very shiver inducing.
two great tasteagas
I refuse to grant attention to played out crap like ICP.
Chris Chan will only get stars from me after he joins the TFL movement.
You don't understand. This is one furry short of a poetv hat-trick.
Your main concern is that ICP is "played-out?"
wtf japan, that's my point; juggalos & furries no longer disturb/annoy me. They're just pathetic attention whores.
TFL is far more frightening.
along those lines; spikestoyiu, ICP 'peaked' around the late 90's. A bunch of Joker wannabes means nothing to me.
If Chris Chan sat in front of his web cam wearing a TFL nipple flare shirt, fondling a loaded rifle & then belting out a truly vile Bill Greathouse/Ravengaigesmith style rant versus every women who looked at him the wrong way, then we'd have true 5 star evil.
I can't wait for the Juggalo butt-hurt to begin.
You just wait until he starts drawing Sonijuggachu comics and we'll see how TFL competes.
TFL is way too agressive for Chris, plus, it operates on a completely different way. Chris just plays victim when the situation demands it, the TFL guys love to be martyrs 24/7
I know it's futile to try to pick any point in Chris's life and say "This is where he snapped," but this is surely some kind of milestone.
Oh hell yes!
|Doctor Arcane |
I would have put my bet on him going full on fursuit or TFL first. This is out of nowhere. Creepy.
Finally, Chris finds a subculture where he'll be accepted.
Chris-chan: the only person in the world for whom deciding to be a "juggalo" might actually be a good idea.
this is an interesting turn of events
Next week: the skin comes off, and we all learn that he's really a black man named Rodney.
The week after that: He's not really a black man named Rodney. He was just wearing black face.
Oh sweet jesus.
clowns with the downs
Even before he was a Juggalo, Chris Chan was a Juggalo.
Oh why not. Juggalo Chris-Chan it is.
This made my week. How sad is that?
I love how enthusiastic Chrissy is to shamelessly and transparently latch onto anything where he thinks there might possibly be a female who will fuck him. Until two days ago he probably thought "Dark Carnival" was a stage in a Sonic the Hedgehog game. Hope springs eternal in the heart of a retarded welfare-leeching potential rapist.
Also: At 4:40 it looks like he's suddenly having a stroke. Fuck you for getting my hopes up like that, Ian.
|The Mothership |
Killers in the same dream.
Well, I gotta say I wasn't expecting this one. Well played, Chris.
It's not a real juggalo video until there's are angry video responses. I have high hopes but it hasn't happened yet.
OK, I did NOT see that coming.
I'm tried of five-starring us getting trolled. He's a master, and I respect that now.
It is my Joker-given mission to find an 18-27 year old boyfriend free juggalette to make into a sweetheart from the ground up
I DO COCAINE
Next up: Faygo addiction.
Towering monument of failure.
I was about to post how Chris-Chan is really getting kind of boring. Well. The make-up, the inept singing... All right, fine. Five more stars.
Goddamnit, just when I thought I was done caring about Chris-Chan, something like this happens and it PULLS ME BACK IN. Whichever pretend girl got him to be a juggalo for "her" is a goddamned evil genius.
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chris chan is not a juggalo hes a fucking flaming fagit dumb pussy bitch dont even pretend your in my family you fagit ass bitch
This...this isn't gonna end well, is it?
I think I feel sorry for his parents. Seriously. Do they know about his Internet hijinks?
Oh yes, they are well aware. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't to blame for so much of what's gone wrong with their son.
Apparently he announces it to his mom when he masturbate, so it's to pretty much be assumed they know about his dallyings in the internet.
No words. Should have sent. A ringleader.
Oh. For. Fucking. Crying. Out. Loud.
There are no words.
Oh my fucking christ.
That made me feel better about myself.
Oh, and a super posthumous set of ghost stars for the title of this clip over at YouTube: *****.
Stars cause I still haven't been able to sit through an entire Chris Chan video yet.
And I've watched all of this for fucks sake.
|Old People |
For the video, for all the comments, for the world that produced the side-splitting tragedy of Chris-Chan.
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