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Desc:Talking is hard for Bong MacGyver. What's that, Bong MacGyver? Your glass mong?
Category:Arts, Crime
Tags:pot, Bong, balaclava, mushmouth, too fat to enunciate
Submitted:lucienpsinger
Date:01/07/10
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Comment count is 31
Desidiosus - 2010-01-07
Drugs make you fat.
mouser - 2010-01-07
You Will Respect His Authoritah!

dichotic1 - 2010-01-08
his fat rolls nearly obscure his eyes.

The Mothership - 2010-01-07
What would really make this is if he honestly was smoking tobacco out of that.
lucienpsinger - 2010-01-07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pigfBRDn8s

BorrowedSolution - 2010-01-07
See? It's not the weed making him stupid. It's the FAS, obviously.

biclops - 2010-01-07
I've transcribed the first 20 seconds of that one, for people who are having difficulty understanding it:

sumg eyes
a maim mai shormer sereagahnn manh
anauus video uh esfor one two threh taylor seven eigh moon
ehdinuhsboxmorofteh eyhea soduhwah disseahraehas uhhhzearaeaszbox
unamuhh smo muhbong

Syd Midnight - 2010-01-07
I hope it's tobacco, otherwise this thing is going to get the munchies.

dr tits - 2010-01-07
would you now please transcribe the last 20 seconds of this one? i have absolutely no fucking idea what it says between "alright..[puts jar down]" and "...BYE -- shiiit"

i can't even imagine smoking something that is going to taste like cheap pickle relish... that is at least a little bit more disgusting than the fact that its home-made bandit mask doesn't even make it past its lack of a chin.

La Loco - 2010-01-07
I'd wager he is really smoking tobacco based on the teeny hits he's taking. Also, why go through the effort of making a mask and then lie about what you are smoking?

I made a bong like that when I was sixteen, only i used one of those large planters dry roasted peanuts jars. We named it old faithful. Much better than that hambeast's attempt.

heyitslozeau - 2010-01-07
Me and a roommate made a bong out of a POM bottle, POM bong we called it. we were good at naming things.

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-01-07
Well at least hes on track to die before he reproduces.
Desidiosus - 2010-01-07
You've never heard of mitosis?

Maggot Brain - 2010-01-07
I don't think he's a "he" at all.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-01-08
Soon the luchadoris spores will start falling off and then god help us all.

memedumpster - 2010-01-07
If the War of Drugs(TM) doesn't use this in a PSA they may as well hang it up. This could very well be the WMD they need.
abeli$con - 2010-01-07
the big 5
Embee - 2010-01-07
That kid is a rambling slug. God help us.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-01-07
shitty bong.

also that is either a very unfortunate 13 year old boy or a very unfortunate woman of any age.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-01-07
for fuck sakes GIVE IT A FUCKING SHOTGUN

lucienpsinger - 2010-01-08
(He's twelve.)

HP Lovesauce - 2010-01-07
The kids are not alright.
kennydra - 2010-01-07
fuck i just threw up im my mouth. a lot.
Frank Rizzo - 2010-01-07
surely "too fat to enunciate" can be linked...


Cleaner82 - 2010-01-08
Hanging onto life by a half dozen foggy brain cells.
kiint - 2010-01-08
at least it's already got its prison oranges on
sparklefatty - 2010-01-11
Who did smoke a bong in a homemade ski mask? It is a mystery.
Syd Midnight - 2010-01-16
You know who would be hilarious trying to use a bong? DemoniusX.
Pillager - 2010-01-23
Chris Chandler.

rustedmutt - 2010-01-24
I once made a pipe out of a carrot, then ate it.

This kid should try that.
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-10-29
I once got suspended for smoking the class bong.
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