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Desc:Glenn Beck is a Raving Freakazoid Nut Sandwich
Category:Classic TV Clips
Tags:freakazoid, sandwich, glenn beck, nut, Raving
Submitted:Nithing
Date:01/09/10
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Xenocide
A sandwich with just nuts in it? That sounds terrible.

I remember a time....a simpler time....when America's sandwiches had meat and cheese in them. Back then we didn't need the government to provide us with sandwiches or advise us on nut safety. If we wanted a sandwich, we made it ourselves.

And raving was all about self-reliant, hard-working Americans, waving their arms around to techno music while bombed out of their minds on Ecstasy, and then getting STD's. That was a noble time, before government raves ruined everything.

And Freakazoid. Wasn't that cartoon great? Before....(wipes away an imaginary tear)....before Obama personally canceled it and used the animators' paychecks to give terrorists fair trials? Maybe....(forced sob) maybe it's too late to save that America. Or maybe it's time we took our country back from the communist Freakazoid haters who insist that climate change is real and that Goof Troop was a better cartoon.

I'm sorry but I just love sandwiches, raves and Warner Brothers so much! And I...FEAR FOR THEM. (explodes into a cacophony of fake weeping)
Rodents of Unusual Size
Obama actually made Freakazoid into a sandwich and ate it. With nuts. He did this in front of Glenn Beck and on the grave of the girl that Glenn Beck raped and killed in the early 1990s.

Ludo Smell Bad
it was IN 1990, not the early 1990s. You are clearly not aware o all POETV traditions, as in the way that I am. I am aware of all POETV traditions.

+5 for Xenocide's brilliance.

HURF BLURF DUH
Don't let the success of your curling comment go to your head.

chairsforcheap
+5 for HURF BLURF DUH's brilliance.

Camonk
My favorite part of the curling thing was how everybody acted like that was the first time Xenocide did that.

That's his, you know, thing, guys. He virtually always does that.

This is a funny video, though.

phalsebob
I'm pretty sure he raped and killed that girl in 1992, actually. Or maybe that was another girl, I can't say for sure.

Konversekid
Who's to say that he didn't rape the same girl he raped and killed in 1990 once again in 1992?

fluffy
The coroner's report.

oogaBooga
Pitbulls are great pets until they decide to RAPE YOUR CHILD AND RUN OUT THE DOOR WITH YOUR CHILD HANGING SUSPENDED ON ITS ERECT PENIS.
Adham Nu'man
Glenn Beck was great fun until he decided (back in 1990) TO RAPE THAT LITTLE GIRL AND RUN OUT THE DOOR WITH THE LITTLE GIRL SUSPENDED ON HIS ERECT PENIS.

dead_cat
I wish it had some context, but that still wouldn't top this clip, AKA, my new ringtone.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
This needs a high-energy queer-as-all-git-out techno remix.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
It needs to be mixed with the Yes Dance.

fatatty
http://tinyurl.com/yznzfp2

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
It's a start.

Caminante Nocturno
I prefer "Fat Weepy Charlatan" but that's just splitting hairs.

Lum
For the first time I agree with Glenn Beck about something.
Nithing
That LGF guy has really redeemed himself recently.
memedumpster
A broken sundial is right during a supernova.
Cena_mark
That was just him reading hate-mail. At least he has opposing views on his show unlike Mandow and Olberwoman.
citrusmirakel
Mandow and Olberwoman! Damn, that's clever! Here, let me try one.

Boy, Glenn Blech is an irresponsible sociopath who is driving this country towards a bloody, pointless confrontation over issues that he neither understands nor actually cares about.

How was that? Cause I could try Glenn Prick instead, if that's better.

memedumpster
What part of their reporting do you disagree with? Is it the expose' of the Family which is seeking to export executions of gay people to other countries while hijacking the American government? Is it the report on Dick Cheney being a traitor by siding with the terrorists in their notions that we are weak and easily influenced? Is it the John Birch society's sponsoring of CPAC in spite of their belief that the government is run by communists?

Why did President Clinton keep reading to those children for minutes after being told the tower was hit that day? There's a lot of loose change regarding that one, let me tell ya'...

Robin Kestrel
Well put. I will be quoting that at some point.
Robin Kestrel
(Meant to be a reply to memedumpster's "A broken sundial is right during a supernova." re. the LGF guy and other neocons starting to look sane by comparison to the Palin/Beck wing.)

phalsebob
Palin/Beck wing? Are you suggesting a Palin/Beck campaign in 2012? Best campaign ever!

StanleyPain
So was he also a raving nut sandwich back in 1990 when he raped and killed a girl?
phalsebob
No, he was a raping nut sandwich back then.

cognitivedissonance
Karma has a way of making sure he gets what's coming to him, even if it's a suicide in a bunker after a war he personally lost.
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