Five stars just for a Papa John's ad showing up.
And yeah, this ad campaign makes no sense.
The slogan should be "Turning Domi-no's, into Domi-Yes!"
The bleeped out ingredient is probably piss. That's what you get for complaining about your food, Marianne.
So... has anyone tried it yet?
Good. I like old Domino's pizza. Though I'm in Canada, might be a different recipe.
So, now they tell their employees to clean their butts before rubbing them on the pizza?
She obviously hated the new pizza, otherwise they would've shown her reaction.
It was founded in 1960. Every dollar profited since then was used to fund extremistt fundamentalist Christians. Since then, the pizza has tasted like diarrhea soaked cardboard.
So yeah, I totally want Domino's.
Well, it actually makes sense because everybody already knows it's crappy pizza. Seeing this, people will probably give them another try to see if it's actually better.
I disagree. That fact that the company is fessing up to knowingly feeding people crap for fifty years, is hardly likely to win me over. Maybe it is improved, but why is that an incentive to try them, when there are plenty of pizza places that have been consistently good? Its unlikely to win over new customers, and basically calls their established base "suckers".
why do places like this bother with the pretense of caring what their product tastes like, or acting like they have "chefs" constantly tweaking the "recipe". Their job is to mass-produce the cheapest shit imaginable, and people will buy it because they are lazy and poor. Enough with the charade, go put some more oreo bits on a frosting covered dough ball, you assholes
I don't think the recipe is the problem with the pizza, it's more that getting paid 6$ an hour to make shitty pizza as fast as humanly possible isn't going to really make you care that the dough isn't cooked yet.
I love how they acted as if they had NO IDEA that Domino's had such shitty pizza. Seriously? I mean, I'm sure you wouldn't eat it since you know what goes into it, but this can't be a shock to anyone.
Also, the new pizza shown in the video is still a ridiculous circle of grease--which Domino's was always the worst about. Probably just slapped a homeopath's worth of salt in the dough and called it a day.
We heaped piles of corpspeak and a rich slathering of forced enthusiasm and plastic grins because that's what our conservative christian boss wants, and that's what you're getting!
The last time I had Domino's pizza we got it for free (my cousin knows people, powerful people, see) and when we picked it up, the... cook, I suppose... she was dragging the 4 foot long pizza peel on the ground and bouncing it off her dirty sneakers.
Ok... I ate it, but never again!
|Dr Dim |
haha psyche it's the same old heavily salted shit guys, see you next time you and your idiot friends are blind drunk at 11pm
lots of love
Yeah, that first bite - last bite consistency is a tough one.
Fuck these guys. A national pizza franchise is such an idiotic concept when you consider the staggering variety of locally owned pizza restaurants in every town. Why would anyone order from this shithole when there's a mom and pop place down the street that makes pizzas from fresh ingredients that doesn't cost any more?
Because you're dumb or old and thus afraid to try something that isn't on TV because you don't know if it will be good.
THA SUGAH RAIN
because dominos delivers until like 3am, and thats prime time drunk food feeding.
This campaign might have worked ten years ago. Maybe.
So, I'll order Dominos because I feel bad for them? Because their pizza sucks? Is that what they are getting at?
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
I want to send them a video response of a dozen slam drunk college students shoveling dominos pizza into their mouths just so they can vomit it up 10 minutes later. "THANKS FOR ALL THE HARD WORK AND LOVE, GUYS!"
Dominos is fucking five star compared to Massey's Pizza.
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