Who's the flaming girl
I like this guy's MO. "So that's pretty much it. I made him fall over. You guys got it from here? Yeah, you do. Peace!
I think the flaming girl is Nova, a herald of Galactus. She also dated the Human Torch.
Galactus has the lamest heralds, no shit.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Ghost Rider looks really funny when his mouth is wide open.
So Ghost Rider's power is to provoke guilt trips?
Actually, yes. His "Penance Stare" makes you feel the pain that you've caused others. If that doesn't work, he can shoot fire out of his hands at you or whatever, but he prefers the guilt trip.
Ghost Rider's face is like the Bucket of Truth.
Few things are more challenging than making a flaming metal skeleton on a motorcycle seem gay. But here at Marvel, we're up to the task!
Are Ghost Rider's tires regular rubber tires that are on fire or are they actually made out of fire? I'm trying to decide if that stock 'squealing tire' noise he makes when he drives off is apropos.
I refuse to believe that is the voice of Richard Grieco.
And who would you prefer? Nic Cage?
A billion billion...extinguished souls.
Experience the pain.....
............of eternal guilt.
Apparently that was Galactus, Devourer of Very Small Worlds.
Would that have worked? Does Galactus even have a soul for Ghost Rider to burn?
Part demon, part Jewish mother.
Five stars for Ghost Rider showing up on the Fantastic Four's TV show and making them look like total retards.
"OH NO WE'LL NEVER DEFEAT GALACTUS NOW BUT WAIT WHO'S THAT"
"HOLY SHIT I THINK IT'S GHOST RIDER BUT I'M THE SMARTEST FUCKER IN THE WORLD AND EVEN I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS REAL"
"HEY GALACTUS YOU SHOULD FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOM!"
"MY WORK HERE IS DONE! LOOK FOR MY NEW ANIMATED SERIES AND TOYLINE THIS FALL!"
"THANKS GHOST RIDER!"
|Spastic Avenger |
The only thing that could make this better is if the Punisher took the opportunity to kill fainted Galactus with a black hole enema or something.
I wouldnt put it past him.
Who knows, he might kill the Fantastic Four as well for being criminally stupid.
We can only hope.
Lately the Punisher's been upping his game with supervillain and superhero gear (Skrull blasters, Goblin bombs, Goblin gliders, a Captain America shield, Pym particles, etc.) He might have something for just such an occasion.
Yeah, the YouTube comments all concern the feasibility of Ghost Rider using the Penance Stare on a cosmic level being.
Sorry, cartoon tits. But still, tits.
|Testicles of Doom |
5 for the AAAAAaaaaaoooOOOOaaaaAAAAAAH music that plays when Ghost Rider is announcing who is.
"Hear the screams of all those who watched this clip!"
Please fix the tag. It's "Horrible Cartoon Infinity"
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