MAGNETO WAS RIGHT
|Albuquerque Halsey |
Magneto used water-based paint on the M-mobile! NOOOOO!
Why was he on the street in the first place if he was just going to bitch about the traffic?
"magneto narrates his life in overcompensatian to intimacy issues! traffic must pay!"
Magneto don't like people dissin' his ride.
Magneto is just looking for opportunities to show off his fruity powers...
WHEN MAGNETO GETS ANGRY, THINGS BEGIN TO HAPPEN!!!!!
Magneto isn't a villain, he just doesn't know how to shut the Hell up.
"Magneto never stops bitching. Never!"
|Corman's Inferno |
Gas station attendents are easily frightened.
|Baby Finster |
This has to be the most poorly-planned attack on the Fantastic Four, ever.
"Magneto has no time for Google Maps! The Master of Magnetism shall find his own way!"
Tremble world, no traffic sign is safe!
What a dick.
He can do whatever he wills, but he needs directions?
Omnipotent, not omniscient.
MAGNETO LIKES TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON! MAGNETO!
There is no excuse for using a Huey chassis. It's a cartoon.
He's a dick, but you gotta admit you'd like to do that to NO PARKING signs sometimes.
MAGNETO WILL CALL YOUR MANAGER, YOUNG GAS STATION ATTENDANT
|Genghis the gerbil |
I'm going to tryo to work the phrase "THE MERE SIGHT OF THAT SIGN OFFENDS ME" into everyday conversa
|Mayberry Pancakes |
I'm glad he narrates how much this irritates him
So if he didn't need fuel, why did he stop at the gas station?
"directions? oh yeah it's a long way, better buy some gas" - now that's salesmanship
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
The sad and beautiful thing is, the episode dialogue probably matches the comics of the era.
|Irradiated Eyes |
Magneto is an old man writing to a magazine, except he can drive and has EM powers.
Sounds like he's LARPing, I swear.
This should totally be a lead-in to a Harvey Birdman episode.
oh my sassafrass
So if Magneto is so all-powerful why does he even need that goofy-ass car to begin with?
And after all that shit at the gas station, he still didn't get directions.
Magneto was doing fine in the fifth, then Magneto get hit with a low blow! Magneto wants a rematch!!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Magneto looks like a MEXICAN WRESTLER. No one may dare contradict me!
"Welcome to McDonald's sir, may I take your order?"
"Magneto needs no Supersized Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese Combo! Only mortal fools suffer from hunger! NONE MAY CONTRADICT ME!!!" *zaps a fryer into oblivion then leaves without buying anything to go menace the people at the Petsmart down the street for no apparent reason*
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Not even the sound of a motor, eh? Then why is the sound effects guy rolling his tongue in a high pitch whenever the M-mobile is moving?
j lzrd / swift idiot
Don't you even know what mutant powers of electromagnetism sounds like?! Next you're going to ask why it is that when Adam West's Batman punches crooks, the sound effect doesn't really onomatopoetically match the jaggy cartoon explosion with "BIFF" or "THWACK" to your satisfaction. SIIIIGH.
I just realized. THIS IS FUCKING MATT MOULTON.
Seriously. So many parallels here.
Except Matt Moulton doesn't get out really, doesn't have super powers, is fat, and no one fears him?
j lzrd / swift idiot
Well, there's "fear" like 'This guy is a threat' and "fear" like 'I wouldn't get within twenty feet of this guy'
|a flaming monkey |
He asked directions to the Baxter building??? It's not exactly hidden.
also, "Hey Mac, you can't park here, it's a no parkin' zone".
|Spit Spingola |
What a lame vehicle.
Everything I want to say has already been said.
Magneto does not need gas, human! Magneto only came here for the James Bond bullet-damage decals to put on the back of his car's window!
Magneto sounds a lot like my grandmother. "Nobody may dare contradict me!"
j lzrd / swift idiot
KINGOFTHENOTHING'S GRANDMOTHER IS A LAW UNTO HERSELF. WHAT KINGOFTHENOTHING'S GRANDMOTHER WILLS, KINGOFTHENOTHING'S GRANDMOTHER /DOES!!/
|Hugo Gorilla |
Fuel is for lesser men.
On a beardier note, I'm now convinced Magneto was being voiced by John Stephenson, who is probably best known as Mr. Slate from the Flintstones.
|Spastic Avenger |
I grow bored of this charade!
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