PrincessPeachesUnderpants 
MAGNETO WAS RIGHT
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Albuquerque Halsey
Magneto used water-based paint on the M-mobile! NOOOOO!
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athodyd
Why was he on the street in the first place if he was just going to bitch about the traffic?
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Aelric
"magneto narrates his life in overcompensatian to intimacy issues! traffic must pay!"
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thebaronsdoctor
Magneto don't like people dissin' his ride.
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sosage
Magneto is just looking for opportunities to show off his fruity powers...
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Hooper_X
WHEN MAGNETO GETS ANGRY, THINGS BEGIN TO HAPPEN!!!!!
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Caminante
Magneto isn't a villain, he just doesn't know how to shut the Hell up.
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dead_cat
"Magneto never stops bitching. Never!"
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Corman's Inferno
Gas station attendents are easily frightened.
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Baby Finster
This has to be the most poorly-planned attack on the Fantastic Four, ever.
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IrishWhiskey "Magneto has no time for Google Maps! The Master of Magnetism shall find his own way!"
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xenocide
Tremble world, no traffic sign is safe!
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BornAgainCannibal
What a dick.
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Camonk
He can do whatever he wills, but he needs directions?
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Nikon Omnipotent, not omniscient.
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bugzapperjesus
MAGNETO LIKES TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON! MAGNETO!
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SRBtP
There is no excuse for using a Huey chassis. It's a cartoon.
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bopeton
He's a dick, but you gotta admit you'd like to do that to NO PARKING signs sometimes.
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Endoris
MAGNETO WILL CALL YOUR MANAGER, YOUNG GAS STATION ATTENDANT
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Genghis the gerbil
I'm going to tryo to work the phrase "THE MERE SIGHT OF THAT SIGN OFFENDS ME" into everyday conversa
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Mayberry Pancakes
I'm glad he narrates how much this irritates him
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blackbetta
So if he didn't need fuel, why did he stop at the gas station?
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mysterycar
"directions? oh yeah it's a long way, better buy some gas" - now that's salesmanship
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j lzrd / swift idiot
The sad and beautiful thing is, the episode dialogue probably matches the comics of the era.
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Irradiated Eyes
Magneto is an old man writing to a magazine, except he can drive and has EM powers.
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erix
Sounds like he's LARPing, I swear.
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fluffy
This should totally be a lead-in to a Harvey Birdman episode.
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klingerbgoode
oh my sassafrass
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Zeis
So if Magneto is so all-powerful why does he even need that goofy-ass car to begin with?
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B_Ko
And after all that shit at the gas station, he still didn't get directions.
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BtheP
Magneto was doing fine in the fifth, then Magneto get hit with a low blow! Magneto wants a rematch!!
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Magneto looks like a MEXICAN WRESTLER. No one may dare contradict me!
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KnowFuture
Next stop:
"Welcome to McDonald's sir, may I take your order?"
"Magneto needs no Supersized Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese Combo! Only mortal fools suffer from hunger! NONE MAY CONTRADICT ME!!!" *zaps a fryer into oblivion then leaves without buying anything to go menace the people at the Petsmart down the street for no apparent reason*
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Quad9Damage
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
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Rafiki
Not even the sound of a motor, eh? Then why is the sound effects guy rolling his tongue in a high pitch whenever the M-mobile is moving?
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j lzrd / swift idiot Don't you even know what mutant powers of electromagnetism sounds like?! Next you're going to ask why it is that when Adam West's Batman punches crooks, the sound effect doesn't really onomatopoetically match the jaggy cartoon explosion with "BIFF" or "THWACK" to your satisfaction. SIIIIGH.
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fluffy
I just realized. THIS IS FUCKING MATT MOULTON.
Seriously. So many parallels here.
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Keefu Except Matt Moulton doesn't get out really, doesn't have super powers, is fat, and no one fears him?
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j lzrd / swift idiot Well, there's "fear" like 'This guy is a threat' and "fear" like 'I wouldn't get within twenty feet of this guy'
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Bebido
Eh Mac.
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a flaming monkey
He asked directions to the Baxter building??? It's not exactly hidden.
also, "Hey Mac, you can't park here, it's a no parkin' zone".
= AWESOME!
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Spit Spingola
What a lame vehicle.
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murderbugg
LOL
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oogaBooga
Everything I want to say has already been said.
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Squeamish
Magneto does not need gas, human! Magneto only came here for the James Bond bullet-damage decals to put on the back of his car's window!
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kingofthenothing
Magneto sounds a lot like my grandmother. "Nobody may dare contradict me!"
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j lzrd / swift idiot KINGOFTHENOTHING'S GRANDMOTHER IS A LAW UNTO HERSELF. WHAT KINGOFTHENOTHING'S GRANDMOTHER WILLS, KINGOFTHENOTHING'S GRANDMOTHER /DOES!!/
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Hugo Gorilla
Fuel is for lesser men.
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Hooper_X
On a beardier note, I'm now convinced Magneto was being voiced by John Stephenson, who is probably best known as Mr. Slate from the Flintstones.
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Spastic Avenger
I grow bored of this charade!
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