Sweet, I get two new Science advances now. Let's go with... Conscription and Pottery.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
Sidenote: I wonder how much money we spend on making our own currency harder to duplicate...
By which time the counterfeiters have learned how to copy the new bills.
(which is okay because it is not theft)
And check it out, dog! We heard you like smoothies, so we installed a smoothie machine in Franklin's forehead! And a plasma screen in each 0 on both sides, dog!!
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
If you rub it on your balls, the color shifting ink makes your sack shiny.
I'd like some free samples to play around with before I can commit to this.
not a bad start. now just get rid of the ridiculously outdated dollar bills and introduce proper and coins.
OBAMACARENA'S INSIDIOUS PLANS TO FORCE US TO RAISE ALL PRICES TO ROUND OFF TO THE NEAREST DOLLAR ARE IN STEP WITH THE EUROPEAN UNION'S ANTICHRIST AGENDA, WILL THE ANTI-CHRISTIAN HATE NEVER CEASE?
More like elitist Obama expects everyone to go to the same strip clubs as him, where the strippers deserve fives. THIS IS AMERICA IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
Seriously though, screw coins. Give me a subdermal RFID tag linked to a credit account. Bonus points if it is manufactured by a company called MOTB LLC and all of the account numbers start with three sixes.
The more coins I put in my strippers the more they dance weird.
I'm really surprised they didn't use Battle Without Honor or Humanity.
Especially now that Japan's the largest holder of US debt.
Are they promoting the bill's features or suggesting names for my new band?
|Baby Finster |
Introducing the new American 0, now with cutting-edge 1995 security features! TAKE THAT, 1980's crime lords!
the federal reserve has drastically increased the amount of currency which is in circulation within the past few years, they lend it to banks at a 0% interest rate, the banks then issue you a credit card and charge you a 16% interest rate on your balance (thats an averaged rate).
the government prints money then gives it to banks for free, then the banks charge you and give the government their interest free loan back... they then give their executives millions of dollars a year for ripping off the government(you) in this way.
i dont know, i do like how they try and make people excited about a shit ton of new currency being printed.. in a sane economy i would think that would make people want to move their value into something besides that currency..
3D SECURITY RIBBON WOO ITS SECURE
THA SUGAH RAIN
Your grasp on monetary policy is tenuous at best. Youre silly.
can you describe the federal reserve lending money at 0% interest to me?
On YT, the correct term is "unboxing" even if it didn't come from a box.
Yeah, but is it any good for snorting cocaine or lighting a cigar?
Fuck you bills that I never use.
Success; this really makes me want 0 bills
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