|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Yeah goovle is really hard, bro.
|Urkel Forever |
Did he say, "I don't want to talk to a scientist. Ya'll motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed?"
Maybe I didn't hear him correctly, but it sounded like he thinks that scientist are lying about how magnets work. Do they have like a secret meeting a la the Elders of Zion where they discuss not ruling the world but fooling people about magnets?
THA SUGAH RAIN
That is exactly the kind of bullshit I would do if I were a member of such a society.
These guys have made millions of dollars pandering to their dim witted fanbase. I doubt they actually think scientists lie about how magnets work, but they know that the dumb people who buy their albums will eat up such a suggestion like it was a Faygo-soaked Twinkie.
Ok, you got me. I am always lying to the ICP. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
As it is, this song is like "Wonderful World," but the Sam Cooke one.
Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the french I took
I'm glad that at least Syd Midnight exists, so I'm not alone in thinking of people in such cynical terms. They ask for it though. Just a few years ago there was a mumps epidemic (literally an epidemic) in the UK, despite cheap, available MMR vaccines, because people think "scientists be lyin'". I don't have the stomach to look up what the outbreak statistics have been in my own country.
I actually got mumps several years back. I guess maybe 10 years. It was the weirdest thing, the doctor was this amazon lady and I totally have this thing for amazon ladies. So anyway nobody was vaccinated when I was a kid, it was just one of those "nobody ever gets this anymore" things.
So anyway I'll be damned if I can figure out how I got it.
I kept trying to get it again so the amazon lady could poke at my body but I never did.
|Innocent Bystander |
Oh man. Isn't this entire thing here already?
Mind blowing. Indeed.
|Frank Rizzo |
did that lady just rhyme "dirt" with "work"? Really?
The best/worst part is with that accent, he totally could have said "earth" and it would have worked just as well.
If you don't want to actually endure the whole of "Miracles", this snippet neatly sums up the whole experience.
No way, it's missing the cell phone bit and the penis tower.
Why won't someone tell this man the real way in which magnets work?
He'd just give you a dumb look and accuse you of lying.
Some definite similarities with Tea Baggers here.
I love the science-y diagrams that are floating over his face when he says that science pisses him off.
I....I didn't realize this was from an actual music video and not the SNL skit. This is sad.
|Rum Revenge |
I'm more disappointed that he forgot heart.
I'm actually with the ICP on this one.
We can't find any monopoles, but we know they are there somewhere?
Earth's magnetic field?
F@##'n magnets...how do they work indeed.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
I think this song is ICP'ss attempt at Trolling.
ICP doesn't troll as often as it panders. Which is like trolling only with a wheelbarrow full of cash involved.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
We're now at the apex of American anti-intellectualism. Enjoy the ride, it's all downhill from here.
fuckin' magnets, funk'n'wagnalls!
I'm convinced they're either mocking their fan base or sucking up to the parents.
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