NICK WALKS LIKE POPEYE
Ahead of its time. MARTY IS GONNA KILL YOU
Was that "I'm Bad" sample from the NES version of Bad Dudes?
Marty and his 200 identical twins sure gets the short end of the stick in this game.
Also, what the hell is with random thugs coming in after you've saved the girl and taking you out with one hit? Is it a subtle commentary on the futility of revenge and vigilantism? Or were the programmers just awful? We may never truly know.
Also also, despite having a whole 16 colors to work with, this game is still more colorful than Final Fight Streetwise. More fun, as well.
WHO'S A STREETFIGHTING MAN AND A HALF?
NICK'S A STREETFIGHTING MAN AND A HALF!
XIANNA LOVES NICK
Can you put in your own name? There are times, my friends, when I could use that sort of affirmation in my life.
Hex editor! But your name might have to be 4 letters long, and you have to find everywhere it says Nick. Just fire up QBasic instead.
10 PRINT YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH
20 PRINT YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH
30 PRINT PEOPLE LIKE YOU
40 GOTO 10
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
With the Tom of Finland look that Nick is sporting at 4:31, I think Xianna is going to be pretty disappointed...
This is worse than the Rage Against the Machine cover.
NICK IS KIND OF A DOUCHEBAG
|Eroticus E |
This narrator is the worst ever.
NICK KILLED A GIRL
NICK FEELS LIKE A BIG MAN
This looks nearly identical to GTA: Chinatown Wars.
"THERE IS A PART 2"
I'll take your word for it, Nick.
finally someone made a game about my life
|Big Muddy |
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