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Baby Secret by Matel
Horrifying deamon-doll from 1960s. Unfortunately not a Pixar viral ad.
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Get out of the house little girl, run for it!
"We have eternity to know your flesh"
"We are standing at the door."
The "fake baby?" tag is a source of endless, gut-wrenching, scrotum-clenching terror.
The first thing I thought was "T-Rex was right! The secret IS whispering."
I did some research, other pre-programmed phrases in this doll include:
"My name is baby Secret."
"I like to sleep with you."
"I like to whisper in the dark"
"Listen... What's that?"
"Don't talk so loud."
"Hold me close and whisper."
And no, I'm not kidding.
Yeah, who greenlit the production on this thing? Was there a demand for creepy demon baby dolls in the 80's I was unaware of?
The public wants what the public gets.
On one side of the room sat Baby Secret. On the other sat Baby Laughsalot. In the center stood a barbed wire effigy, wired to deliver an electric shock.
The infant howler monkey was placed in the room. B.F. Skinner began his notes.
Ha, stars to you sir.
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